If you loved me

[yaruar]

You'd all club together and buy me this for christmas
http://www.ussubs.com/submarines/phoenix_1000.php3
sod your learjets and fast cars, i want a 3500 mile capable luxury sub.....

 

[Overdriven]

I'll buy 2 O_O

 

[Chilly]

oh baby, only 80 million bucks too!

 

[ECA]

Can't we just make sweet manlove, I mean whats bigger proof of love, a fat cock in your ass or a submarine?

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Doesn't matter either way, they're both full of Se(a)men.


hrhr...


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[yaruar]

oh baby, only 80 million bucks too!

it's only 40 million quid! if i won the euromillions big jackpot next time it comes i know when i'm going to spunk all my cash now!

 

[Chilly]

lotteries are a scam. If you win the jackpot they dont give you all the money, they ofer you either a crappy lump sum of like 20% full total or some shitty early salary for n years for the full amount. Youd have to win like 150 million squid on the lottery to get that much cash in one.

 

[ECA]

Lotteries are indeed an utter scam.

Playing roullette has a better expectation than playing the lottery.

 

[yaruar]

lotteries are a scam. If you win the jackpot they dont give you all the money, they ofer you either a crappy lump sum of like 20% full total or some shitty early salary for n years for the full amount. Youd have to win like 150 million squid on the lottery to get that much cash in one.

I'm quite suprised by that, where is the evidence? Surely there would be a scandal if that was the case, and definately a breach of the lottery regulatory acts.....

 

[yaruar]

Lotteries are indeed an utter scam.

Playing roullette has a better expectation than playing the lottery.

That is true, it's like playing a roulette table with all but one of the segmetns being black. It's not really a scam though, it's a fair system, just one with low odds and a 50% fund payback.

 

[ECA]

That is true, it's like playing a roulette table with all but one of the segmetns being black. It's not really a scam though, it's a fair system, just one with low odds and a 50% fund payback.

It is a scam, just people are too fucking stupid to realise it.

with roulette you can have what.. a 45% expectation on every bet you place if you take red/black only.

Most government run lotteries are 10-30% expectation.

Then again, as long as chumps are willing to piss their money away basically paying idiot tax, who am I to say anything.

 

[yaruar]

It is a scam, just people are too fucking stupid to realise it.

with roulette you can have what.. a 45% expectation on every bet you place if you take red/black only.

Most government run lotteries are 10-30% expectation.

Then again, as long as chumps are willing to piss their money away basically paying idiot tax, who am I to say anything.

a lot of people also play it because it gives a huge chunk to good causes on top of the prize.

 

[tris-]

i play it because 1.50 isnt a lot of money for a i in 75.5 million chance.

 

[ECA]

i play it because 1.50 isnt a lot of money for a i in 75.5 million chance.

Wtf?

You get better odds for being run over when you cross the road but you do it for free.

 

[Tom]

Whats the point in something so large and expensive if you can't actually show it off to the plebs on the quayside?

I still want one though.

 

[tris-]

Wtf?

You get better odds for being run over when you cross the road but you do it for free.

what im saying is 1.50 is fuck all these days. id rather put it to a 75.5 mill chance to win a few mil back than get a bottle of coke and a pack of crisps that 1.50 only buys these days :\

 

[DaGaffer]

lotteries are a scam. If you win the jackpot they dont give you all the money, they ofer you either a crappy lump sum of like 20% full total or some shitty early salary for n years for the full amount. Youd have to win like 150 million squid on the lottery to get that much cash in one.

Bollocks. UK lottery you get the lot upfront if you win. And I want that submarine. I also want a hollowed out volcano and henchmen in orange jumpsuits. And 'personal assistants' with helicopter and assasination skills. And big tits.

 

[tris-]

and when they bend over they shoot fricking laser beems that create more hotties

 

[ECA]

Bollocks. UK lottery you get the lot upfront if you win. And I want that submarine. I also want a hollowed out volcano and henchmen in orange jumpsuits. And 'personal assistants' with helicopter and assasination skills. And big tits.

Actually in the UK you used to get taxed on it, only since gambling has been untaxed has this been true.

In the states lottery winners get taxed something like 30% if they choose the lump sum, its less if they take the yearly payment option.

 

[tris-]

Actually in the UK you used to get taxed on it, only since gambling has been untaxed has this been true.

In the states lottery winners get taxed something like 30% if they choose the lump sum, its less if they take the yearly payment option.

who cares either way, you ARE going to be better off which ever method you take. the government is always making a bob or two off us. if i spent a quid and won 10mil and got it in yearly payments, i wouldnt be crying.

 

[Ch3tan]

You would be crying while I stole your identity, your 10 million, and flayed you to steal your skin so I could make being you realistic.