If you Could.........

[Jpeg[LOD]]

Teach a parrot to speak........... what would be the 1st sentence you would teach it . ?

mine would be


"Stop trying to teach me how to say Stupid phrases Dumbass"

 

[Dillinja]

I wouldn't teach it anything, because I'm pretty sure I'd get sick of it talking after about 5 minutes.

 

[tRoG]

She sells sea shells on the seashore.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

I r the 1337 script Kiddy and i wtfpwn ... and then give ti a friend ;P

 

[Iceforge]

"All Your Base Are Belong To Us" - Then I would invite over some l33t CS kiddies so they could hear how terrible dumb it sounds xD

 

[Ezteq]

I AM NOT A FECKIN NORWEIGEN BLUE!! dumbass!!


............ btw bonus points for anyone who can transcript the sketch with OUT looking it up on interweb.... go gadget go!!

 

[Morchaoron]

"timber me shivers!"

uhhhhhh wait

 

[Brynn]

"show us your tits" then put it in a pet shop

 

[Cyradix]

Martini baby....

 

[Archeon]

"Shut the Fuck Up!"

Then i'd train it to fly to peoples houses and gouge out the persons eyeballs while screaming "Shut the Fuck Up!" - nobody would never oppose me again

 

[Binky the Bomb]

"Show us your knickers, baby!" Then invite family and friends round.

Note: Yeah, my parents are realy roud of me!