If you could 'do' one person on the planet...

[old.Tohtori]

My one that got away was Dan. (Dan Dan the Tank top man)

Let's not talk about those that got away :/

 

[Ono]

I'd do the woman I love most in this world.

 

[soze]

What happened?

Did not have the guts to take my chance when it came got wierd driffted apart. So yes the one that got away for me.

 

[Wij]

Girls Aloud in a big vat of Stella and doner meat.

 

[Uara]

Mylene Klass!

 

[phazey]

My Wife (mandatory answer).



But if she was unavailable and i had to think quick, Melissa Theuriau would defiantly be on the list of things to do.

 

[Hawkwind]

Always had a thing for Aishwarya Rai

Spoiler

Would like to do some naughty things to her.

If unavailable then Kristen Kreuk from smallville, Kate Beckinsale or Natalie Portman. Not too fussy which first!

 

[Bahumat]

Natalie Imbruglia *swoon*

 

[old.user4556]

Ah, but you're a little late; her fanny is already torn.

 

[Ch3tan]

oh dear

 

[Aoami]

Spoiler

 

[russell]

I would do Drew Barrymore for girl on girl action
or Dylan Moran for man action

 

[old.user4556]

Nadia Oh

(the bird in this video, and yeah she's probably about 18)

YouTube - Space Cowboy-My Egyptian Lover

 

[Ch3tan]

What, even after having to listen to... that??

 

[Wij]

What, even after having to listen to... that??

Music notwithstanding, I'd do that 3 weeks dead.

 

[old.user4556]

I'm glad someone else sees it!

 

[Edmond]

she seems to talk the song rather than sing it

Nice jailbait though

 

[Malecheon]

I would do Drew Barrymore for girl on girl action

Hmmm, there's a nice mental image.

Nadia Oh

She's hot, but not exactly in the 'one person to do' category.

I'd have to go with Salma Hayek, yummy.

 

[leviathane]

does the gf's sister count?

 

[kirennia]

Spoiler

Interesting choice

Not sure here to be honest...Elisha Cuthbert would be pretty high up the list, so long as she's not cut her hair short again!

 

[Belgerath]

does the gf's sister count?

Only if its at the same time as the GF and they are twins

 

[old.user4556]

I'd like to add Katy Perry to the list.

 

[Trem]

I'd like to add Katy Perry to the list.

God yes!

Shes got it all for me, dark hair, uber pretty and oh my god those b00bies.

 

[old.user4556]

Yeah Trem, ticks all the boxes; and she's musically minded which I find pretty irresistable.

I've listened to another couple of her tracks (i'm not fond of the cherry chapstick song at all) and there's some genius in there.

 

[Trem]

Yeah Trem, ticks all the boxes; and she's musically minded which I find pretty irresistable.

I've listened to another couple of her tracks (i'm not fond of the cherry chapstick song at all) and there's some genius in there.

I agree, she has a cracking voice as well.

*fap*

 

[Kryten]

Gabriella Cilmi would certainly do, but as long as she doesn't sing - there's some fantastic computer enhanced vocals on the albums but dreadful voice live :/
Time for the ballgag!

Katy Perry might be pretty but she's so fucking dense

 

[nath]

Yup, Cilmi is pretty fit. However they ripped the piss out of her on Buzzcocks (naturally) and she did *not* take it well.

 

[old.user4556]

Katy Perry might be pretty but she's so fucking dense

You're right; that's the first thing on my mind as I bury my bell end deep in her anus

 

[Trem]

You're right; that's the first thing on my mind as I bury my bell end deep in her anus

LMAO

The thick ones always fall for the "yeah of course its meant to go there on the first date" line.

Thick birds ftw!

 

[Furr]

Been watching "Mad Men" and Christina Hendricks is pretty damn hot.