If You Could be any Animal What would it be?

[Vindicator]

jeeeze wow um something big and scarey, for once i would like people to look at me and go "cor, wouldnt like to mess with her" and slink off quietly with the light of terror and awe in their eyes
tazmanian devil? nah too small
lion..nah full of ticks
grace jones!!!!!! yes!!!

Grace Jones doesnt Scare me. Horrifies me to look at her but She's Just a woman that should have born a gay man xD.

 

[Overdriven]

Something that doesn't get pwnd by other creatures tbh o_o

Abominable Yetti tbh ;o

 

[Jpeg[LOD]]

a Orangutan .

cos im big ... semi inteligent.. primitive .. and cute in a ugly kinda way

 

[fl3a]

Dog.

Wake up, get fed, have a drink, lay down. Go for a walk, eat, drink, sleep. :worthy:

you forgot 'lick balls' after 'lay down'

 

[Chosen]

Anaconda!

 

[Ctuchik]

octopus

8 arms with suction cups... rawr!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

you forgot 'lick balls' after 'lay down'

You need to be a dog for that?

 

[swords]

Dolphin...i get to kick the shit out of sharks and Dolphins are are the other mammal that has sex for pleasure.

 

[old.Whoodoo]

Cat....then I can shit on my neighbours car at will....oh i did that i my current form but they make it look so much easier.


Also for the look-up-skirts-licking-own-balls-play-with-string-lazy-all-day-piss-in-corner kinda things too.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Also for the look-up-skirts.

As a cat dude, i doubt you'd be interested in that type of pussy!
Nice idea tho.