If you are male and "well hung"....

TdC

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poor guy. happens to me all the time too, for the same reason. :(
 

BloodOmen

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Surprised they didn't try and make him buy an extra plane seat for that fucker.... all they'd need them is Samuel L Jackson on the same flight and they'd have a Snakes on a Plane sequel.
 

DaGaffer

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When you have to strap your junk to the side of your leg just to get around, the downsides are probably outweighing the upsides.
 

BloodOmen

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Seen him on a documentary before (if its the same guy, pretty sure it is) he said he couldn't have proper sex with anyone pretty much, he always had to hold the shaft of his knob when trying to get some, eventually he turned Gay because no woman could give him what he needed.
 

Lamp

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God gives you a choice:

(1) Be a man with a 14 inch cock
(2) Be a woman with a 14 inch chuff. You can insert an icebucket without touching the sides (well, not quite, but its big, ok)

Choose
 

gohan

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surely it would be 14 inches deep rather than wide tho?
 

cHodAX

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Bastards pulled me over for smuggling a toothpick into the country! :D
 

Lamp

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That doesn't bear thinking about. Nothing should go down that route. Especially not one of those steel STD umbrellas! You'd have to knock me unconscious before I allow someone to stick one of those in me...

/shudder
 

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