IF u wann be uber gankzor grp read here ! lol

[Jpeg[LOD]]

summin i spotted on another board i think you will ALL find amusing and funny have a good read

http://vnboards.ign.com/Percival_(RP)/b20670/65890891/?24

 

[Matchstick Man]

clicky

 

[Raven]

haha

 

[Ardamel]

Rofl, that was funny, especially liked the naming of l33t guilds, the ONE word thingie Right on the spot in some cases when it comes to Excal.

 

[Raven]

thought this was the best bit

Online persona of Gank group member

Offline persona of a Gank group member

 

[Konah]

Element 2: Realm Selection

The next thing you need to sort out is the realm you’re going to play in your new Emain. Firstly, you need to select the most powerful realm of the time. Not necessarily in numbers mind you, just in classes and abilities. There are two ways to do this:

1) Head to that server’s VN board and have a read through the nerf and whine posts. After a few hours of this bittersweet exercise you’ll have a pretty good idea of what classes are most broken, and in all likelihood an inoperable tumour of the eyes to boot! The next step after chemotherapy is a simple matter of logic for which the formula goes:

IF Realm A > Broken Classes THAN Realm B THEN Realm A = Win ELSE Realm B = Win

2)Play in Midgard.

wise words

 

[Tiki]

Important parts

First things first you need to understand your place on the field. You are not their to take keeps, or resurrect the fallen, nor is your responsibility to come to the rescue of some pack of mutants who believed they could hold the wall with 2 nightshades and a champion. Your primary and only goal, is to make pwnpoints as quickly as possible, because that’s how you get chicks.

Most important

You’re not here to role-play an Elven warrior who uses two scimitars and is practically unstoppable due to a haunted past! Hells bells, man, you’re here to get points on the board!

lol this just made me laugh

scary how much of that is true tbh and a very funny read..

 

[Ziva]

Lol, that was really funny reading stuff, too bad some parts are so true

 

[dimerian]

classic

 

[Smilewhenyousaythat]

Hehe

Nice to read the true origins of n00by pride....

 

[Dweller]

So you’ve lied, cheated and stolen your way to level 50 and you’re loaded out the yin yang with uber gear. You’ve all dyed your armour and cloaks the same colour, and offended enough of the populace to be considered truly worthy of the Gank Group title

 

[Glottis]

Here is a original guide of the one posted on the VN boards. Even more fun to read.
Regards, Glottis

 

[Xplo]

Apocalypse dudes, Dem Hibbies and Nolby Pride are 2 word guilds? :touch:

 

[Clipse]

Here is a original guide of the one posted on the VN boards. Even more fun to read.
Regards, Glottis

Although a little funny, that's a bit rude man.

 

[PJS]

Apocalypse dudes, Dem Hibbies and Nolby Pride are 2 word guilds? :touch:

DH aren't arrogant rude arseholes unlike a certain other 2 word '1337' Hib guild who funnily enough are all on my ignore/DNR list and are described spookily accurately by this piece. Something strange caused them to join Hib rather than Mid though, always exceptions to the rule I suppose.

 

[gtp]

summin i spotted on another board i think you will ALL find amusing and funny have a good read

http://vnboards.ign.com/Percival_(RP)/b20670/65890891/?24

sadly... SOOOO trueeee

 

[Novamir]

DH aren't arrogant rude arseholes unlike a certain other 2 word '1337' Hib guild who funnily enough are all on my ignore/DNR list and are described spookily accurately by this piece. Something strange caused them to join Hib rather than Mid though, always exceptions to the rule I suppose.

 

[liloe]

the VN post couldn't be found...
(but I agree to the post that the DH ppl are funny guys =)) ) But I think it's generalizing if you say that "leet guild" = arseholes, cause it's simply not true. Many ppl of such guild are just as nice as any other player and another thing is: I hate generalizing and if ppl want to make their own guild to "roxx0r Emain", let them do so, I mean this game is for fun and if it's fun for them, why not do that =)

P.S. I still would love to read that text though =) can any1 who has it in browser cache copy and paste it here plz? =)) /beg

 

[stubbe]

I was an asshole long before I even started playing computergames, let alone DAoC.

 

[DrunkSkunk]

I was an asshole long before I even started playing computergames, let alone DAoC.

nuf said imo

 

[Tusk]

I was an asshole long before I even started playing computergames, let alone DAoC.

Nice guys dont always finish last stubbe..

 

[Tiki]

I was an asshole long before I even started playing computergames, let alone DAoC.

Hummm i think your abit of a pussycat compared to some, your honest for a start Dont think Mr T was ever nice but most people love him....

 

[stubbe]

Dont think Mr T was ever nice but most people love him....

That would probably likely be the most flattering comparison I've ever seen. :wub:

 

[liloe]

yer but then again Stubbe, you're a nice ickle dwarf =) and instead of fighting versus you, I'd prefer hugging you must be so sweeeeet.....so next time you see one of my chars, stand a while and let's hug =) I can feel that deep inside you you're a nice and tame person, hihi =)

Ok and now check your browser cache for that text ladies and gentlemen =)

EDIT: no longer needed, page was found =)) finally

 

[horlely]

or ? :wub:

Online alb player

Offline zerg alb players