if there was ever proof of sods law

[Ezteq]

i think it was yesterday afternoon or the evening before me and the bf were sat on the sofa discussing what options we'd take when our tv died because a bloke at B2's work was selling a second hand plasma flat thing for about £600 and tbh I said theres no way I'd ever pay that much for a telly unless I was loaded (and I mean ££$$ kaa chiiiiiiing!!)

Then the conversation moved on to the new Dr Who series thats starting tonight and how much I'm looking foward to it, last night the tv decided to keep turning its self off then it sploaded, i think it heard us tbh


anyway I have this theory that anything I'm really looking foward to is cursed, i.e. i was really looking foward to new Dr Who and the day it is due to start my telly dies (luckily I ust got paid so wizzed to asda with my mighty staff discount Muwahaha) the jinx is thwarted this time but I'm now really scared that something will happen to put me in mortal peril between now and 7pm

It happened last year around my birthday too I booked the days off and was really excited an hour before the end of my shift I start feeling a bit hot, so when I get home I rest and go to sleep wake up and *poof* I have the illness from that house two doors up from hell and am bedridden for a week lol

anyone else get stuff like that?

 

[tris-]

i asked for extra hours at work as they cut them by 6 as soon as i started.
so i dont get any extra hours for 3 weeks, then one day i get a call.

"do you want to work this afternoon?" well the first wednesday in weeks im busy, i already made a promise to do something for someone, and i cant flunk a promise.

later, im told "weve penned you in for friday night because you wanted extra hours". any other friday im only going on the usuall pissup, which i can cancel. but not this week, it was end of term and i planned to spend time with friends before they go home.

 

[Ormorof]

hehe i was just about to join the uni swimming team, then got mugged and punched 3 times in the face with a knuckle duster and had to have some kind of glue put on also got told not to get it wet (so no baths/swimming just showers) for a week, finally get it off my face then broke my wrist and had it in a cast for 8 weeks doh!

but yeah sods law sucks

 

[Raven]

well tell whoever it is selling that tv to sod off and go buy yourself an awesome LG HD from Tescos for £550 (think it was)

 

[Alan]

Im not giving sods law a chance.

Moved house this month to a new area, and figured out yesterday that my car's MOT ran out, its booked in Tuesday (3 days later) to have its MOT and looking on the net if you get caught the max fine is like £1,000 (and no points) but people have either posted they got away with a caution, or £50 fine at the worst.

So do I risk it ? nah - got a hire car until tuesday morning - cost me £90 but at least im legal

 

[Thadius]

Listen to That's Life by Sinatra

Nuff said

 

[Ezteq]

child i was listening to sinatra while you were still listening to "a very chuckle brothers christmas"


i even remember the tv series with esther rancid and lynn foulds-wood and those garden chairs that could snap a carrot in half so there!

 

[Thadius]

child i was listening to sinatra while you were still listening to "a very chuckle brothers christmas"


i even remember the tv series with esther rancid and lynn foulds-wood and those garden chairs that could snap a carrot in half so there!

Chuckle Brothers rock ass.

Shame now they are just scary old men :/

 

[Ezteq]

yeah this is then posing for their latest cbbc show

http://www.poster.net/jim-henson-prod/jim-henson-prod-waldorf-statler-2401676.jpg

 

[Thadius]

yeah this is then posing for their latest cbbc show

http://www.poster.net/jim-henson-prod/jim-henson-prod-waldorf-statler-2401676.jpg

The one on the left looks like he has been smoking crack for the past 20 years

 

[Nate]

After chucking out my bmx which I haven't used in 8 years or so, I bought a spensive bike and it got a puncture the 2nd time I road it


P.s. what is B2?

 

[Thadius]

After chucking out my bmx which I haven't used in 8 years or so, I bought a spensive bike and it got a puncture the 2nd time I road it


P.s. what is B2?

Its boyfriend number 2, Ezteq is promiscuos

 

[soze]

P.s. what is B2?

He is/was a Scout

 

[Ezteq]

loooool what is B2 roffle, Thad you cheeky sod I only have one bf!

yes he's aka Mr Ez