If elephants could fly

[old.HeL1FiRe]

would they rule our world and crush our armies like insects?

 

[old.[Do]JiM]

hmm i would have thought if they could fly they would try and land on mice

[Dtm]JiM
Have Fun

 

[Testin da Cable]

I wonder if they would 00000m?


-tdc

 

[old.bee]

they'd kill disney for "giving the game away"

 

[Embattle]

If elephants could fly......
.....better get some steel covered umbrellas

 

[Testin da Cable]

haha too true

just imagine getting hit by a clod of _that_ UGH!



-tdc

 

[old.HeL1FiRe]

do you think it would have effected there evolution and they would now be super smart (much like the mario - dinosaur sinario) in which case we would be the lesser species (as we cannot fly and do not weigh xxx tonnes) i feel it would be a planet of the apes but with elephants being our masters.

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

I knew it all along, everyone's mad except me.

 

[Testin da Cable]

LOL

 

[old.HeL1FiRe]

u ever seen the film The Blob
where that vicar guy has is almost killed by the blob and goes mad, and manages to capture a bit of the blob in a jam jar. and at the end of the film he says something along the lines of "judgement day is nigh" which holding his blob jar. well that is me MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Embattle]

But we can fly. We have between evolution by using our abilities to create new methods of doing things. EG We can't lift massive things using our own bodies so we created cranes, fork lift trucks, etc.

 

[old.[Do]JiM]

Good point
who do u think would win in a head on crash between a 747 and a herd of elephants??

[Dtm]JiM
Have Fun

 

[old.HeL1FiRe]

well lets just put it like this, i wouldnt like to be the pilot of the 747

 

[old.TUG]

My bird is on the blob

 

[Testin da Cable]

any of you guys ever read a book called 'footfall'? It's about aliens shaped like baby elephants invading earth. somewhere along your thoughtline there i think.
They get ahead for a bit then we spank 'em

-tdc

 

[old.HeL1FiRe]

Pah, all those films with anti-elephant propergander makes me sick.

Your thoughts about elephants have been manipulated by the evil anti-elephant society.

 

[old.Luap2]

Have you ever noticed how having your computer on and looking at the screen keeps flying elephants away? Look around, can you see any? It works see. Now prove me wrong!

PS. If you can see one, you gotta prove it

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by TUG
My bird is on the blob

or...is the blob?

 

[old.TUG]

No, she's too fit for that and a bit firmer than a big blobby thing... like... Mr. Blobby

 

[old.Japes]

Can elephants fly?! Pretty pink elephants, floating in the sky.. Fly my pretties! Fly!

 

[Guest]

>>Have you ever noticed how having your computer on and looking at the screen keeps flying elephants away?

This is true. I've had to nail the catflap shut as the buggers try to get in after I've shut my computer off. I did try leaving a spare mouse by the back door with "RIGHT-CLICK TO ENTER" written on it. Course elephants are too thick to use more than one mouse button....a bit like Mac users...so they stepped on it instead. Cost me a fortune in Intellimice.

 

[old.HeL1FiRe]

i need to know:

the little machines out of batterys not included - where did they come from, who made them or did anyone make them?
and where did all there friends come from at the end

and more to the point does this matter, or is that fact that this is such an original heart warming story make up for the fact that it remains totally unexplained