If 50 shades of gray was written by a man

[aleinzzs]

http://m.tickld.com/x/if-50-shades-of-grey-was-written-by-a-man


my favorite is number 12

 

[CorNokZ]

Number 20 got me good

 

[Gwadien]

Grey*

Don't you come over here old chap and ruin our British atmosphere with your ruddy barbaric American ways or we'll send the boys in Redcoats back and show you what for!

Humpf!

 

[Gray]

Sure sure!

 

[TdC]

#6 made me chuckle

 

[aleinzzs]

Grey*

Don't you come over here old chap and ruin our British atmosphere with your ruddy barbaric American ways or we'll send the boys in Redcoats back and show you what for!

Humpf!

And we'll kick your ass again <3

Now don't make me lock you in the shed and go to the pub.

 

[Ch3tan]

such a glenn. That twitter account is fucking old.

 

[Gwadien]

And we'll kick your ass again <3

Now don't make me lock you in the shed and go to the pub.

You didn't kick our ass.

We we're a nation riddled with debts because we owned 1/5 of the planet.

We let you take America because India was so much more lucrative

 

[aleinzzs]

You didn't kick our ass.

We we're a nation riddled with debts because we owned 1/5 of the planet.

We let you take America because India was so much more lucrative

So what you're saying is you fucked yourself from the start???

We made sure you wouldn't own us. keep india they're pretty bad. Unlike the amazing MURICA with our beer pizza and ability to own guns! <3

 

[Tom]

"Mister....If 50 Shades of Gray was written by a man.......I'd kill that man..."

 

[Lamp]

Lol @ no. 8

 

[Moriath]

So what you're saying is you fucked yourself from the start???

We made sure you wouldn't own us. keep india they're pretty bad. Unlike the amazing MURICA with our beer pizza and ability to own guns! <3

I'm sure beer was invented in Africa or something and that piss water you brew in America isn't beer. And pizza is Italian. So you don't actually have anything. You can use your guns to kill each other. Would help the world out

 

[aleinzzs]

Qyou'l Moriath, post: 4016128, member: 514"]I'm sure beer was invented in Africa or something and that piss water you brew in America isn't beer. And pizza is Italian. So you don't actually have anything. You can use your guns to kill each other. Would help the world out [/QUOTE]

Hehe I like you. I drink whiskey actually.

But America is a melting pot. We got everything haha. Come join us. I'm sure there will be something some thing you'lllike

 

[old.Tohtori]

So you don't actually have anything.

Bourbon and texas hold em. To start. Cool stuff.