HerculesPluto
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Sissyfoo said:I'll post something worth reading! How's about this, bitches?
Cinemas! When you're in one do NOT do any of the following:
1) Shovel popcorn into your mouth and munch so loudly that the poor bastard next to you starts bleeding from his/her ears!
2) Start giggling because of some lame double entendre that you and your moronic friends picked up! Case in point: Bunch of Chavs sat in front of me whilst I watched Lord of the Rings who burst into laughter everytime someone mentioned the word 'ring'. Yea, hilarious.
3) TURN OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' PHONE!
4) Go to the toilet BEFORE you go into the cinema. It is a pretty simple concept.
5) Seriously, TURN OFF YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' PHONE!!!!!!ELEVEN111
6) If you bring a baby into the cinema and it starts to cry, I will EAT IT! Don't think I'm bluffing, godammit!
I am so gonna become the next Ted Kaczynski!![]()