News I told you cows were evil!

Ezteq

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when did you tell us this? i was not aware of such warning and demand to see evidence!! I could have been murdered in my bed by an evil cow and i would not have known they were evil, you sir have neglected your duty to inform!
 

Thadius

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Well, if you were murdered by an evil cow, id have just thought all the blood was womans problems.
 

Ezteq

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now, when you say "an evil cow" do you mean like a real one like this:flame: + :m00: or do you mean like myra hindley or something?

because technically....
 

Ezteq

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so that'd be a [say aloud for evil laughing moo effect] Mooowhoowhoowhoowhooo!! cow lol
 

Sparx

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oh i know they are evil!! when i lived on my grandparents farm there was a field the separated me and my friends house, it was full of cows. No word of a lie they used to chase us when we entered the field, there were times i would look out and see my mate hugging a post surounded by beasts
 

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makes me want to install black & white just for that awesome evil cow creature
 

TdC

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In Norway a little horse attacked my car and wouldn't get off the road. I had to send my mate out to shoo it away and he's such a wuss that it scared him back in the car. Then it licked his window o0

Cows = jebus, Little horses = beëlzibub
 

Aoami

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You're some motherfucking bear-cow!!! You don't take shit from nobody coz you don't fucking need to. If someone tries to milk you, you just fucking kick that titcocker in the teeth and eat his fucking shins or some shit!! Goddamnit you're awesome.
 

Ezteq

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In Norway a little horse attacked my car and wouldn't get off the road. I had to send my mate out to shoo it away and he's such a wuss that it scared him back in the car. Then it licked his window o0

Cows = jebus, Little horses = beëlzibub

he's the wuss?? you should'a gone out there and shoo'd your own damn cow you cookie baking surrender monkey!
 

TdC

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pfft. I was the driver :p the driver drives, the shotgun gets the shit jobs like walking across the stream to see if it will eat the car, carrying stuff and shooing evil little horses of doom off the road. ;)
 

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lolmoo.jpg


president moogabe olololol
 

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rofmoomao

rolling on floor mooing my arse off
 

ECA

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Has anyone got zombie cows factored into their zombie survival plans?
Must email my survivor group and get some input on this.
 

old.Tohtori

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lolmoo.jpg


president moogabe olololol

Should make a better version of that.

Or any version really :D

In any case, cows being evil or not;

Even if cows were evil, without the opposable thumb, they can't operate the mouse and without the mouse, they can't get cowbook or cowtube on their computer, not to mention porn, and thus they can't sustain a working civilization, so it's a moo point.
 

Ezteq

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omg can someone find that catroon and song where it goes "cown with guns" thats awesome...btw rofmooing @ robert moogabi heheh
 

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