I think I might have trodden in something.

[Summo]

At first I thought it was a little bit of doggy-do, but on closer inspection it appeared to have legs.

I suspect it might have been a large beetle.

Difficult to tell.

I shall investigate further and update you as soon as I can.

 

[Moving Target]

Why are you telling us this?

 

[Summo]

This is the general forum, isn't it?

Just thought I'd share. Or are you scared of controversial topics?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

And it makes me horny

 

[Dudda]

Originally posted by Wazzerphuk
And it makes me horny

wot does that have to do with treading on a beetle

 

[Summo]

Actually, he's right. I guess it is kinda horny.

 

[old.ignus]

While we're on the subject of general topics and insects, why is it when you crush a moth they leave a powdery residue instead of blood?

 

[Moving Target]

moths come from dust that has been lying around for ages

 

[old.Cornholio]

lets see it

have you got a camera?? if so take a shot and let the whole world see the squished mess.

i once crushed a cockroach that was hiding in my shoe when i was staying in Sydney...which was nice!

 

[old.GLyNN3RS]

Aye i somehow managed to step in some shit yesterday, had to do sum scrapin'.

p.s someguy hows ur investigation going.

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by GLyNN3RS
p.s someguy hows ur investigation going.

Heh heh... um....

Well, it's difficult to make any firm statements, what with the rain and the busy street, etc.

Um...

 

[old.Duck-Tape_(uk)]

I am waiting eagerly for ur statement, Tony Blair...... no sry...... someguy.

Whoops, better get out of here before the spin doctors assimulate me........... oh god, their already here.... aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by GLyNN3RS
Aye i somehow managed to step in some shit yesterday, had to do sum scrapin'.

p.s someguy hows ur investigation going.

Scrapings fine if you have a pair of shoes with the smooth soles.

Bit of a bitch with the soles with grips on them. Had to use a tooth pick to get into all the nooks and crannys.

Don't worry - made sure I threw the toothpick in the bin, just in case someone used it.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Lazarus


Don't worry - made sure I threw the toothpick in the bin, just in case someone used it.

This actually reminded me of something, bear with it.

I heard about a couple who had their house broken into. House was more or less turned upside down so it took them a few days to sort everything out with the police and get things straightened out in the house. It wasnt until a week or so later that they found a camcorder cassette under the bed.

Not knowing what was on it they stuck it into the machine to view it.

Lo and behold it was the helpful burglars taping themselves in the act.

They watched as the thiefs wandered through the house rummaging in drawers and the like.

The VERY last shot on the tape was the thiefs going into the bathroom, picking up the toothbrush and inserting it into their anal cavity.

Moral of the story - if you get burgled, rush out and buy a new toothbrush

 

[Wij]

I think that's an urban myth init ?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Would you be willing to take the chance ?

 

[old.Rostam]

It used to be juvenile uni joke, taking a photo of wiping your arse with your mates toothbrush and laying the photo to be found by few weeks later. heheh did that with our flatmate (made sure he was in no position to retaliate). Also puting pubes in his food, salad, drink.
ahh those were the days.