I think I may be sick :(

[Bahumat]

I am drinking a can of diet coke, but it has a very odd taste. It's not one of them cheap shitty diet cokes you get for 1p, but a proper Coca Cola one.

There seems to be a slight sun tan smell/taste. I had a few gulps and it definately has something very odd so I've thrown it in the bin.

If I eat/drink something which tastes very odd, I start to wonder what they've put in it. In Paris I ate a very weird sausage which had small cuts of something weird inside. It was possibly something like haggis, but it was weird tubes like arteries or something???

Anyways, if my mind starts to wander on things like this, I end up feeling a bit sick (dont actually puke tho)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Arteries etc are normal REAL meat stuff, no worries, if coke tastes funny it might have some glue in it, but again, if you didn't STILL drink it after noticing a funny taste, you're fine.

Or you die, but, then you won't care so chear up

 

[Bahumat]

Arteries etc are normal REAL meat stuff, no worries, if coke tastes funny it might have some glue in it, but again, if you didn't STILL drink it after noticing a funny taste, you're fine.

Or you die, but, then you won't care so chear up

If I die, you can have all my socks.

 

[pikeh]

My mate once bit into a scotch egg, and the egg had the shell around it. Ever since then he can't eat them!

And a couple of years ago I cooked myself some shitty cheese and bacon slice or something from sainsburys, and when I bit in to it, half of it was this sick jelly stuff that was like the inside of a pork pie. Made me gag, so I don't have those anymore!

 

[Sparx]

wont find things like arteries in haggis

 

[Congax]

Mentally sick, yes.

 

[Lamp]

When you squeeze a cow's brain, the liquid head cheese that comes out doesn't get wasted. Its mixed with essence of horse fart and sold to the Coca Cola Company to make Diet Coke.

 

[Jeremiah]

wont find things like arteries in haggis

But you will find things that were deemed not good enough to make a hotdog. Dog's noses, sheep's toenails, kangaroo pouch etc...

 

[megadave]

the stuff in the sausage was probably herbs and spices, no?

 

[Maeloch]

Once nabbed a bottle of Strongbow at the Reading festival from the bins where peeps chucked the bottles in cos they can't take them in. Didn't feel it till it hit the back of my throat, but someone'd done a huge greenie in it. Still makes me gag thinking of it. Flatemate of mine did something similar with one of those pissbottles students always have fermenting in their rooms cos they cba to use the bog at night, would think that happens alot.

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

the stuff in the sausage was probably herbs and spices, no?

If it was in france... you never know.
I love france, I really do, but they have some of the world's most disgusting foods

 

[Ezteq]

lol i'm sick! im going to the doctors later and everything! i was up itching all damn night and i scratched away half me sodding epidermis this morning its driving me totally nuts but i'd better go to docs because with all my fainting and stuff it could be a sign of something like anemia.

anyhoo when i saw the title of this thread i immediately thought "i called my boss to say i couldnt go in to work because im sick"

"sick?? sick?? how sick are you??"

"I'm in bed with my 4 year old niece...i'd say i'm pretty sick"

baa dum chaa

also this thread made the back of my throat rise up a little bit, nice.

 

[Sparx]

But you will find things that were deemed not good enough to make a hotdog. Dog's noses, sheep's toenails, kangaroo pouch etc...

Alas no you wont, kangaroos arent native to scotland despite what people think

And no sheep toenails either

1 sheep's stomach cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water.
heart and lungs of one lamb
beef or lamb
large onions, finely chopped
oatmeal
salt
ground black freshly ground pepper
ground dried coriander
cinnamon
nutmeg
The sheeps stomach lining is for boiling the haggis in, you dont actually eat that part

 

[Tasslehoff]

The shitty taste comes from drinking diet coke. It's rubbish.

 

[Bahumat]

It could be heart that was inside.

The skin of the sausage was black and covered in french mustard. It was about as thick as your forearm and instead of being a solid mixture of meat, it was like that scene from Indiana Jones where they cut the snake and all the other snakes fall out...except these were all weird tubes and small pieces of meat.

I think it was heart as the tubes were roughly the same size as penne pasta

 

[Jeremiah]

Alas no you wont, kangaroos arent native to scotland despite what people think

And no sheep toenails either

1 sheep's stomach cleaned and thoroughly, scalded, turned inside out and soaked overnight in cold salted water.
heart and lungs of one lamb
beef or lamb
large onions, finely chopped
oatmeal
salt
ground black freshly ground pepper
ground dried coriander
cinnamon
nutmeg
The sheeps stomach lining is for boiling the haggis in, you dont actually eat that part

Oh you are making me hungry now! =)