I sold my virginity on EBay...

[Sigurd]

What's the most unbelievably stupid/random thing you've ever seen/sold on EBay? I've seen a few souls, air guitars etc. but used gravestones are a classic

(btw I'm Sigurd, the "psycho" from the DAOC boards)

 

[Frizz]

A channel tunnel digging thingy, the size of a house.

Last i saw, it was at about £5,000,000.

 

[Skyler]

Nuclear Bunkers, MIG's (leetness), the digging thing mentioned above oh and the virtual girlfriend ones where a student girl will send you some pics of her and text you once a day and write a letter once a month for a year for like 200quid... so you can pretend you have a girlfriend...

 

[.Wilier.]

Im sure I saw a pot of jizz for sale on Ebay US.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Theres a guy selling his wifes underwear atm.
She has gone on holiday with her "lover", so he plans to sell all of her stuff, and send her and her workmates the links to all the closed sales.

 

[Wij]

Would anyone like to buy my love btw ?

 

[fatbusinessman]

Why would I want to buy that when I can mug you and steal it?

 

[Stimpy]

I seem to remember someone posting a link on here to a guy selling his wank sock, now that's weird... ...and a steal at 3.99, *cuddles sock.

 

[Ch3tan]

It was Tom's sock if I remember correctly.

 

[Jupitus]

It was Tom's sock if I remember correctly.

Nah... he still needs his

 

[Tom]

Actually I use a legwarmer.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

I seem to remember someone posting a link on here to a guy selling his wank sock, now that's weird... ...and a steal at 3.99, *cuddles sock.

It's fucking mookie! find the item seller, it must be him! There's no-one else it can be!

*giggle*

 

[mookie]

you think i'd sell my wank sock? jesus, its coming to the grave with me

 

[Stimpy]

It was hard as a rock when I got it, I use it as a boomerang now.

 

[SilverHood]

Someone put up the state of Virginia for sale, reached $50,000,000,000 before eBay closed it.

A guy from College Humor sold his broken CD player on eBay.... in the description, it stated that it was broken, but people still bought it.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

you think i'd sell my wank sock? jesus, its coming to the grave with me

What colour was it again? I'm sure it was beige or something horrible :/

 

[Covenant]

What colour was it again? I'm sure it was beige or something horrible :/

Presumably that's not the original colour, though?

 

[Wazzerphuk]

After a year I don't think it was even made of cotton anymore.

 

[Sigurd]

My friends are planning on selling the clocktower our town centre on EBay. Think they could get a few thousand for it...

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Owning it in the first place tends to help.

Oh what budding comedians they must be

 

[Paradroid]

Would anyone like to buy my love btw ?

But that would leave you with none.

....unless you mean your woman, in which case, how tall is she? I've already got one, but, if she's small, I could squeeze her into the bottom of my bed. I can only spend 83p but I'm willing to swap an Atari 2600 with 5 games.

 

[Sigurd]

Owning it in the first place tends to help.

Oh what budding comedians they must be

They'll enter a disclosure I'm sure... "this clocktower must remain where it is, and you won't actually own it" or something.

 

[Wij]

But that would leave you with none.

....unless you mean your woman, in which case, how tall is she? I've already got one, but, if she's small, I could squeeze her into the bottom of my bed. I can only spend 83p but I'm willing to swap an Atari 2600 with 5 games.

Which games ?

 

[jas_k1]

They'll enter a disclosure I'm sure... "this clocktower must remain where it is, and you won't actually own it" or something.

lol sigurd it works for that company that sells you a star