I need a gun!

[~YuckFou~]

I just opened the window in my office. A spider the size of Devon ran in and fell down behind my desk were all the wires are. I can't find it anywhere, so I am now sitting cross legged on my chair with a can of "Spider Nuke" in my hand.

[CS] enemy spotted, need assistance! [/CS]

 

[Testin da Cable]

I'd not sit there again :/

 

[Deadmanwalking]

ohh grow up u big wusses

 

[~YuckFou~]

When I know where they are I'm not arsed. This one is waiting to mug me, I know his plan :/

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Well use ur own plan:

Heavy Book + Spider = Winnar

 

[~YuckFou~]

Can of "Spider Nuke" is soo better, I've got range, and if he adapts Borg style I simply flick my Zippo in the flow of the spray, Napalm!

 

[Testin da Cable]

 

[~YuckFou~]

Oh thanks, thanks a fucking bunch :uhoh:

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Even better Yuck ..... cover the WHOLE room in spider nuke!


Then zippo....

 

[~YuckFou~]

I have decided to take the WMD approach. I going to close the window, fill the room with "Spider Nuke" and close the door behind me. Hopefully by the time I've made a brew and watched the news on Sky the git will be a deceased spider.

 

[pcg79]

Originally posted by Deadmanwalking.
Well use ur own plan:

Heavy Book + Spider = Winnar

Substitute Heavy book with slipper, and Spider with moth

what a fucking mess on carpet

but those things really shit me :/

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
I going to close the window, fill the room with "Spider Nuke" and close the door behind me.

may also cause your electronics to fry

 

[Deadmanwalking]

My idea is better ...... non of that biological WMD mines pure burning

 

[~YuckFou~]

I'm back and theres no trace of a corpse. *quivers*

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Behind you !!!

 

[~YuckFou~]

I'm old, I could have heart failure :/

 

[Deadmanwalking]

*prays*

Its only a spider ffs just sit down work and if u see it step on it

 

[pcg79]

not with bare feet tho

 

[.Cask]

Man I know the feeling.

I still pull all my covers off the bed before I get into it just in case there's a nasty surprise waiting there.

Sometimes get nightmares where they're crawling all over me

 

[~YuckFou~]

Cavalry has arrived, Super Cat!
I've warned him, no spider find, no Kitekat.

 

[Testin da Cable]

my old cat ate flies. it was disgusting to behold but pretty handy at times

 

[Deadmanwalking]

My cats shit themselves at spiders ........

 

[~YuckFou~]

He eats flies, but too smart to eat spiders, they bite. If he finds it though he will stalk it, then the WMD!!! *maniacal laughter*

 

[Tom]

Your office will fill with flies, then you'll be crying at the loss of that poor spider

 

[~YuckFou~]

The cat left :/
He's going to be a hungry mofo cat later.

 

[Testin da Cable]

perhaps the spider likes kittekat

 

[Deadmanwalking]

LMFAO yuck... U pussy

 

[~YuckFou~]

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Pfft dont ever go live in a tropicla/sub-tropical country u wuss

 

[~YuckFou~]

Mine was bigger than that!!!!







(probably )