i may aswell just hurry up

[Sparx]

and start ovulating. I may aswell grow a vagina...


I just watched the timetravellers wife with my flatmate and loved it!



gaaaaaaayyy

 

[cHodAX]

Doyoulikethecockirl?

 

[Sparx]

Starting bumming is the final stage

 

[Laddey]

Starting bumming is the final stage

Haha, i don't think anything goes gayer than this!

 

[CorNokZ]

40 minutes on the bus this morning I had a man's scrotum pressed up against my face whilst trying to read the newspaper.. I hate when the bus is full

 

[Ezteq]

and start ovulating. I may aswell grow a vagina...


I just watched the timetravellers wife with my flatmate and loved it!



gaaaaaaayyy

you may also just simply become one tbh; it's happened before, look here is medical photographic evidence documenting an existing case!

 

[fettoken]

Bah that was just wrong. Didn't want to see that Small scale is fine, but that..

 

[Tuthmes]

WTF Ez :<

 

[old.Tohtori]

NSFW perhaps EQ?

 

[CorNokZ]

She can't see what you're writing Toh, so let me help you out

NSFW perhaps EQ?

 

[Tuthmes]

That picture is wrong in so many ways that i'm afraid to scroll in this thread!

 

[Ezteq]

lol its not a real fagina people... when you actually get to see lady bits for real, close up irl you'll notice that A) they arn't made of fabric and B) they don't have a face inside smiling at you...unless she is just about to give birth in which case there might very well be a small face, or an arm or something.

 

[Overdriven]

they don't have a face inside smiling at you.

I've been doing something very wrong then..

 

[Laddey]

lol its not a real fagina people... when you actually get to see lady bits for real, close up irl you'll notice that A) they arn't made of fabric and B) they don't have a face inside smiling at you...unless she is just about to give birth in which case there might very well be a small face, or an arm or something.

Hahahaha in real life!

Repped for that, hahahaha!!

 

[mooSe_]

thanks for the info ez, it may come in handy in the future

 

[CorNokZ]

lol its not a real fagina people... when you actually get to see lady bits for real, close up irl you'll notice that A) they arn't made of fabric and B) they don't have a face inside smiling at you...unless she is just about to give birth in which case there might very well be a small face, or an arm or something.

So if someone/thing is smiling back at you it means you shouldn't poke your schlong at it trying defend her vagoo? If that is the case, I've also done something wrong.. Terribly wrong

 

[Tuthmes]

It's that white ball with the string attached to it that disturbed me the most. :<

 

[Ezteq]

So if someone/thing is smiling back at you it means you shouldn't poke your schlong at it trying defend her vagoo? If that is the case, I've also done something wrong.. Terribly wrong

if it pokes a schlong back out at you, leading to a swash buckling fight and starts yelling 'Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya, you keeled my father, prepare to die!" then you can be pretty sure the problem lies with your chosen sexual partner and not you tbh.

 

[Overdriven]

Ez, you're telling me they're not meant to speak either? What the fuck have I got myself into... =<