I love you all

[<Ballad>]

(as a reply to Jupitus' latest thread)

Being banned isn't as fun as one might think. Banned users can't post any /agree's, +1's, bumps, flames, smilies, funny vids, whines... hell, not even serious replies.

Banned users can't have avatars, signatures, reputation points, PM inboxes, titles... durn, not even custom usernames.

Banned users are outcasts, expelled from this wonderful community.

I'm one of the banned. I can't /agree with Pinp's wonderful (if short) replies. I can't bump threads. I can't give group hugs. Heck, I can't even post serious replies...

...and worst of all, I can't be part of this community. The community I wub. The community that makes me feel somewhat important. The community that created Ballad.

I'd love to return. Sadly, it's not possible. The high council of FreddysHouse has spoken. I'm under sentence of permanent IP ban. I think it's time to say goodbye

*gives last group hug*

Bye.



(Moral of the story? Don't break the rules (much) and stay unbanned.)

[@Jupitus: /apology]

 

[Jupitus]

Yes kids, the moral of the story is that there is an intangible line which you should not cross. If you cross that line you will be banned. If you return from a ban repeating the same actions that got you banned you will be banned again. There is no definitive answer to say how long this sencondary or tertiary ban will be, but suffice to say it will often be permanent. Furthermore, if you are banned and try creating alt accounts and persist in annoying the shit out of me and/or other mods we will track you down like a wounded bleeding escapee and put an end to your misery time and time again.

Apology accepted. Ban remains. End of.