I like big butts and I cannot lie

[Ame]

Yes I am bored.

 

[Conchabar]

pervert :touch:

 

[old.Tohtori]

Heeey....chickbutt thread. Awesome!! :worthy:

My contribution to the cause!

 

[Gungo]

lol well.... i am a more of a mature women lover tbh...

 

[Ezteq]

i VANT zat outfit!!!!!!



aw its got puffins on

 

[old.Tohtori]

Where'd my photo go?

 

[tris-]

the first picture makes my knees quiver

 

[Ezteq]

yeah yeah but you can bet that before they did that photo shoot they were all going on like "aw man im just like sooo fat" and "Ooh Shirlene i got cellulite!! <passes microscope> see?" and shirlene runs off after to puke up because she ate half a grape for brekfact and feels like shes retaining water.

was in the gym about 2 months ago mooching about the changing room getting dressed and these twigs.. sorry girls were stood by the scales and im not joking one of them was almost in tears, looking at the scales she was really distraught, he mate then pipes up with "don't let it worry you" (good girl i thought) "some men like a girl with a bit of meat on them" the distraught one starts shuddering then (and i had to prevent myself biting her "friends" eye out)

a) wtf ive seen 3yr olds with fatter arses, and im sure they must of weighed like 5 stone dripping wet.

b) whats all this "dont worry most men like a girl with some meat on her" shit, ok if your going to get upset cos you put on a few pounds fine but fgs if the only blokes you know go for looks screw em and tbh if any one had accused these girls of being fat i'd have eaten the bugger.

c) she didnt have any meat on her! infact you'd have to tie a pork chop to her just so you could claim she did actually have any!

err hang on lost the point here gimme a sec...

ah yes basically no matter if its the most beautiful, thin girl in the whole world she's still (probably) going to have issues about herself, and tbh most of the skinny beauties ive ever known have been neurotic basket cases.

sorry got on my soap box there but for any gals (or boys) reading that post thinking "ow man those girls are so perfect i bet they are really happy and well balanced, i just wish i was like them" what you look like does not make you good or kind or happy.







<climbs off soap box and goes for some pizza and ice cream>

 

[tris-]

ezteq, just stfu with all your posts and give me the cyber you promised.

 

[Ezteq]

<siiigh>






rolls in marmite

'cmon then get it done my programs on in 5 minutes, oh and you can keep that soding wand where i can see it this time buster!

 

[Conchabar]

lol i find it pathetic that people care about how they look so much .. its quite disturbing being around people that just go around staring with mouth open like they just got out of prison and saw a steaming steak ah well o0o0

 

[tris-]

<siiigh>






rolls in marmite

'cmon then get it done my programs on in 5 minutes, oh and you can keep that soding wand where i can see it this time buster!

rolls in marmite?

OH MY GOD IM THERE, WOOOOOAAAHHH.

thanks.

 

[Mey]

Lol, tbh I don't even find them that attractive (NO IM NOT GAY), I like my girls to be natural looking, have a personality greater than that of a worm and someone who does not worry about putting on a few pounds (how else are you going to take them out for dinner if all the eat is DUST!)

 

[old.Tohtori]

Good butt thred ruined by some feminine bull....won't someone think of the butts?!

Sooo....

 

[Mey]

Now i'd be a lair, if i didn't say i'd tap that..

 

[Outlander]

post link again for your dancing vid Ez you got 10/10 for shaking the best ass!

 

[Ezteq]

lol i cant i dont have a host.


On topic personally i think jennifer lopez deserves a medal for making big butts fashonable, and she does have one mighty butt.


true story: at the gym when i was about 18 and the instructer was showing me how to use this machine (he layed belly down on it and raised his legs, below the knee) omg i am not joking his butt was soooo Mmm i managed to stop myself but only just as i started to lean down to give it a good bite, that'd have shockked him hehehhee.



Mmmmmm

 

[old.Tohtori]

true story: at the gym when i was about 18 and the instructer was showing me how to use this machine (he layed belly down on it and raised his legs, below the knee) omg i am not joking his butt was soooo Mmm i managed to stop myself but only just as i started to lean down to give it a good bite, that'd have shockked him hehehhee.

Now imagine a guy talking about that, with the gym instructor being a hot chick.

*BAM!*

Bastard pig man!!!

Equal rights...pshaw...

 

[Ezteq]

afaik the urge to bite someones arse is a perfectly natural one......

 

[Deepfat]

Big butts are great I mean who wants these perfect 10 girls with all their hangups about their bodies? Girls like that are like elephants - nice to look at every now and then but you wouldn't want to keep one at home! I'd much rather have a girl with a few "wobbly bits", lots of personality and who is sexually confident with her body. Can't be doing with girls who won't go out for a few (read alot!) of drinks, good curry and get home after all that and enjoy a good 2 or 3 hours of REALLY good sex!

 

[~Latency~]

Big butts win

 

[old.Tohtori]

Can't be doing with girls who won't go out for a few (read alot!) of drinks, good curry and get home after all that and enjoy a good 2 or 3 hours of REALLY good sex!

The girl version of it:

Well, he didn't notice i lost weight, but was really exited that the price of pints had gone down. And he showed it. After he drank half the bar, while i managed to down one cider in 30 minutes, he went off with some chick from the other table. I caught up with the pig and the bitch at the local curry shop and dragged his ass back home. After i came from washing off my make up, i noticed him passed out on the couch with his dick inside a pillow.

 

[Deepfat]

Last time I took the missus out for a curry we had a large glass of wine before we went out, she drank a bottle and a half of white wine with the meal (on her own!) and knocked two more large glasses back in the pub afterwards. What we did once we got home is staying private!

Really mate, it's just a question of meeting the right girl!

 

[Bahumat]

Girls bums are awesome, no doubt about it. But what do girls think of guys bums.....to me they all look pretty generic.

if a guy see's another guy like bradd pitt you dont have to be gay to tell he's good looking, but a guys ass looks the same whoever its on lol.

and no...i dont go checking out guys bums on a regular basis but its a generalisation.

 

[tris-]

What we did once we got home is staying private!

Really mate, it's just a question of meeting the right girl!

you shit the bed and you woke up with her vomit all over your face? i would of kept that private too.

 

[Dandare]

Well I'd just like to say if those girls have been deeemed big bums my wifes arse is fucking massive then!

 

[Deepfat]

We're both fairly hefty people, we're both 30 ish and we can both take a drink or two! We were both merry certainly but not hammered as neither of us really gets into states like any more Sure if we were both slim, 17 and reckless about drinking to excess I'd keep quiet 'cos yeah, I'm sure we'd both have been totally wrecked hehe!

 

[Chronictank]

The girl version of it:

Well, he didn't notice i lost weight, but was really exited that the price of pints had gone down. And he showed it. After he drank half the bar, while i managed to down one cider in 30 minutes, he went off with some chick from the other table. I caught up with the pig and the bitch at the local curry shop and dragged his ass back home. After i came from washing off my make up, i noticed him passed out on the couch with his dick inside a pillow.

lol :worthy: