I just rescued a cow

[Damini]

Following my devilishly vague directions, an RSPCA man has just found a cow in distress, and I have saved the day*.

Not bad for a Tuesday.










* Actually, the cow is very sick, and will most likely be put down by the vet, but hopefully they will not tell me this, and let me assume I saved the day.




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[Insane]

most likely rescued with a 12 gauge to the back of the head*

* not entirely true, but the way the farmers are around here, euthanisia in animals is all to do with shotguns, open field, and the inability of the fucker to run off from the post it's tied to.

 

[SoWat]

Saving a cow (however briefly) can only be considered a 'good' thing. Maybe not as 'good' as throwing yourself under a bus to save a runaway child, but definitely better than throwing a child under a bus to save yourself.

Have a large one on me!


:bazbeer:

 

[ECA]

now really, your fat friend got pissed and you left her in the pub and called a taxi.

Thats what really happened.

Admit it.




Also before anyone else gets there: m00

 

[Whipped]

Can I be the first to just say m00

 

[snake75]

i rescued a baby pigeon from the middle of the road last week

 

[Wij]

i rescued a baby pigeon from the middle of the road last week

I ran a big fat scabby pigeon over with my car the other day.

GO ME \o/

 

[ECA]

Can I be the first to just say m00

DENIED!

:kissit:

 

[snake75]

I ran a big fat scabby pigeon over with my car the other day.

GO ME \o/

that pigeon will cum back to haunt u and shit on ur car for evermore

 

[Damini]

now really, your fat friend got pissed and you left her in the pub and called a taxi.

Thats what really happened.

Admit it.

Lies! It was a cow with some chronic pooing disease I saw on a wander through fields. It was all "Aww, baby cows! Pretty baby cows! Dear Sweet Jesus, Auschwitz Pooing Cow " And then I ran home and phoned the RSPCA. It was horrible. Just like those pictures you see telling you exactly why you should support the RSPCA, showing donkeys that look like they were made from scaffolding and felt.

 

[Paradroid]

I ran a big fat scabby pigeon over with my car the other day.

GO ME \o/

Over where? Back to your place?

 

[Catsby]

Lies! It was a cow with some chronic pooing disease I saw on a wander through fields. It was all "Aww, baby cows! Pretty baby cows! Dear Sweet Jesus, Auschwitz Pooing Cow " And then I ran home and phoned the RSPCA. It was horrible. Just like those pictures you see telling you exactly why you should support the RSPCA, showing donkeys that look like they were made from scaffolding and felt.

Catsby is shaken to the core to discover that donkeys are not made of scaffolding and felt....

Catsby is left to wonder if the moon is really made of cheese or not.

Poor Catsby. Oh tradgedy! Oh Woe upon Catsby!

 

[caLLous]

We need a donkey (expert) in here to verify... bigbb, step forward!

 

[Deacan]

I ran a big fat scabby pigeon over with my car the other day.

GO ME \o/

Now that is doing a good thing, god darn disease infested flying rats.

 

[Trem]

Apparently if you tresspass in our local farmers field he shoots you with a bacon rasher soaked in vinegar*




































*may of been a dream.

 

[Ch3tan]

Did the rasher penetrate you Trem?

 

[Tom]

Not only did you save a cow, but you also put more steaks on shelves!

 

[Damini]

My cow was put down

 

[babs]

At least you made sure it went in a more dignified manner and with less pain and discomfort.

Take comfort in that.

 

[Nos]

Catsby is shaken to the core to discover that donkeys are not made of scaffolding and felt....

Catsby is left to wonder if the moon is really made of cheese or not.

Poor Catsby. Oh tradgedy! Oh Woe upon Catsby!

Catsby needs to stop talking in the third person