I just lost £200...

[Gamah]

In online poker ...guess lady luck is not with me tonight!!

 

[Rami]

lost around 200 euro the last month on blackjack :<

I have to stop doing this :wub:

 

[DocWolfe]

with online gambling it's so easy to scam people... sure you may win the short term... but will you win in the longterm? no.

 

[Mybuddies]

I heard a radio interview with a guy yesterday who lost EVERYTHING to online poker. His house, job, wife, money etc. etc. He was living in a hostel with utterly nothing to his name.

Gambling is a mugs game. I've never seen a poor bookie.

 

[Mojo]

Gambling is a mugs game. I've never seen a poor bookie.

Amen

 

[Morchaoron]

I will never gamble, unless im on the casino's side....


(remember that this kind of stuff is made to make them rich, not you)

 

[Huntingtons]

he bettet his wife online? 8(((( boor girl


(besides, there's a hard-as-rock way to win money online, it's not alot but it's safe ;> poker that is.)

 

[DavidH]

I won his wife. I got her right here. Man.. royal flush, can you belive it?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Was a "gambler" way back when, quit after a "major" loss(100€ is a lot to a 15 year old kid ), never really got back into it.

But as i always say, it only takes one good win to make an addict.

And that trapdoor with sliding stairs ofcourse.

 

[Escape]

Was a "gambler" way back when, quit after a "major" loss(100€ is a lot to a 15 year old kid ), never really got back into it.

hahah, if that's true it's even funnier!

 

[old.Tohtori]

hahah, if that's true it's even funnier!

Never lie, so it is

Funny now, but imagine what it was like back then.

"Umm, dad..."
"Yes?"
"Remember the cash you gave me for the new bike?"
"Yes..."
"Well, umm...we had a poker night..."
"Yes......"
"And i...well...i kinda lost it..."
"..."
"I had a winning hand for sure! But the other guy had too..."
"Get over here you little son of a.....!!!"
"Mom! Dad called you a b*tch!"
"He did what?!"
"Oh honey i didn't mean it like..."
/me runs out the door.

 

[[SS]Gamblor]

"Umm, dad..."
"Yes?"
"Remember the cash you gave me for the new bike?"
"Yes..."
"Well, umm...we had a poker night..."
"Yes......"
"And i...well...i kinda lost it..."
"..."
"I had a winning hand for sure! But the other guy had too..."
"Get over here you little son of a.....!!!"
"Mom! Dad called you a b*tch!"
"He did what?!"
"Oh honey i didn't mean it like..."
/me runs out the door.

Mad me laugh out loud in the office, my Supervisor came over to find out what i was laughing about this time .. and he did the same thing ...


Very good imo =)

 

[Morchaoron]

good idea! gonna ask random people if they have a son of a bitch!

 

[Comos]

Never lie, so it is

Funny now, but imagine what it was like back then.

"Umm, dad..."
"Yes?"
"Remember the cash you gave me for the new bike?"
"Yes..."
"Well, umm...we had a poker night..."
"Yes......"
"And i...well...i kinda lost it..."
"..."
"I had a winning hand for sure! But the other guy had too..."
"Get over here you little son of a.....!!!"
"Mom! Dad called you a b*tch!"
"He did what?!"
"Oh honey i didn't mean it like..."
/me runs out the door.

lol Seel

You should do something like those GOA customer support phone stories again

 

[old.Tohtori]

You should do something like those GOA customer support phone stories again

You people are an odd bunch, not a suprise since you read my odd drivel, but one minute you want this, the other you want that.

I swear to gods above that one day someone will ask me to do a discussion between god and teh seel...

EDIT: Not that i don't like being liked ofcourse

 

[old.Tohtori]

Comos by the way, if you haven't noticed, there's a whole lotta stuff on the creative forums. Such as the infamous Jeff & Tonder in DAoC adventures.

 

[eggy]

Friend of mine is a professional online poker player.

His new TVR is coming in May.

 

[old.Tohtori]

And the new debt collectors in June

 

[Mybuddies]

And the new debt collectors in June

Humour is even funnier when it's likely to be true .

 

[Ame]

In online poker ...guess lady luck is not with me tonight!!

She was in bed with me instead.

 

[haarewin]

She was in bed with me instead.

did she have her strap-on with her?

 

[Ame]

did she have her strap-on with her?

Nah, she only uses that with you.

 

[haarewin]

Nah, she only uses that with you.

im such a lucky boy.

 

[Nomans Land]

I lost a mobile phone worth £350 once

 

[Ame]

I lost a mobile phone worth £350 once

Note to self: Don't buy a bloody expensive phone

 

[Nomans Land]

I bought the same one again

Money comes and money goes (and no I aint rich)

 

[Marc]

Play on the ladbrokes poker and set limit to £10 a week, then you cant go silly. Im about £100 up on those tables but i only play the $0.50 tables.

 

[Ezteq]

used to work in a casino many moons ago as a croupier, casinos dont rig games (well not in the uk, they cheat like hell in the carribean) because they dont need to, the house always wins.

This might be why i never gamble..... this might also be because i have a fantasic nack of repelling money.... this is probably why im no longer a croupier

GREAT SCOTT!!!

 

[Ame]

used to work in a casino many moons ago as a croupier, casinos dont rig games (well not in the uk, they cheat like hell in the carribean) because they dont need to, the house always wins.

This might be why i never gamble..... this might also be because i have a fantasic nack of repelling money.... this is probably why im no longer a croupier

GREAT SCOTT!!!

Send Derren Brown in then! He's good at blackjack, at least

 

[Marc]

Card counting and pontoon ftw