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[Bahumat]

shits and I really dont wanna be at work

but

My pc can run both Crysis and Bioshock woo!

 

[Gamah]

Where do you work?

 

[CorNokZ]

Having the runs keeps you focused

 

[Ezteq]

get some of that kaolin morphene stuff (sp?) its good for anti runnage

 

[Keitan]

specs for crysis ? on its website just says u need a cd rom .. ---_---

 

[Imgormiel]

shits and I really dont wanna be at work

but

My pc can run both Crysis and Bioshock woo!

Too bad all that Hoff memorabilia will be now used as your arse wipe

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well the "runs" is a cause enough to take a sickday, atleast in Finland, especially dependent on the job.

So go to boss, say "I poop mah pants!" and go home and play Crysis with poopy pants.

 

[Gamah]

I'm offically banned from being sick at work lol

due to some bint being off for like 3 months and 2 people being on hols |:

 

[Bahumat]

I'm offically banned from being sick at work lol

due to some bint being off for like 3 months and 2 people being on hols |:

Haha me too, we have a team of 3 including myself, 1 guy is on holiday and the other is on the evening shift

I changed jobs a few months back, am now doing website maintenance for JLR & Ford.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The funny thing is, they can't ban you from being sick(seriously), just the basic rights of a worker. Unless UK law is different in that ofcourse.

 

[Gamah]

Well ofc they can't, it was said in jest..but it would be really shit on th other team members if I just went off with a sniffle.

 

[Thadius]

Well ofc they can't, it was said in jest..but it would be really shit on th other team members if I just went off with a sniffle.

Sy to your bosses that i have been feeling unwell asll week but I have come in, I want a bonus!

 

[Olgaline]

think what gamah was getting at is,
there be times when you can take sick days for "milder cases"
and times where the shit really has to hit the fan before you take a sick day.

I've Been "banned" from getting sick too, just the bosses way of saying, if you go down sick, we'r in trouble!

 

[Bahumat]

Say to your bosses that i have been feeling horny all week but I have come in, I want a blowjob!

ooh your so duurrrtyyy!

 

[Gamah]

I am still pissed form last night and at work argh!