I have a hole in my spare wheel cover

[throdgrain]

And it was done by this little bastard!

Be careful when going to the monkey bit at Longleat!!

 

[Trem]

If only you had took your gun, hes a sitting duck there.

 

[Chilly]

And why is that not a picture of said monkey chained to a post in your garden? Preferably garbed in some form of evening-wear.

/edit - also throd. I might be going clay pidgeon shooting soon, any cool tips the chumps there wont tell me?

 

[dysfunction]

Serves you right for going to a Zoo...

 

[TdC]

did he make the hole with his sharp co><?

 

[throdgrain]

Dys, wtf you on about now ?


Chilly, this is the best tip ever. Look at the clays not the end of the gun. Dont aim , just swing and shoot.

Generally if its a beginners shoot the clays are quite easy, just remember, if the gun fits you ok it should shoot where you are looking, so, swing up to the clay follow it for a second or two, then swing through, firing as you go. Dont stop the gun. Sorted


Anyway, bloody monkey!!

 

[Gumbo]

And try to keep your shoulders ahead of your hips, but not by too much, was advice given to me by a very good clay shooter.

Don't shoot anyone, was advice given to me by my grandfather.

 

[ScoobyDoo{KEA}]

oh and chilly put the end of said gun down trouser leg and run round the field.