I had an OT dream.

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I was in Jericho in Oxford and looked through a window of a house, where I saw some guy kicking a baby. So I went in to stop him.

At this point, the dream changed and inside the house was...Loxleyhood. Except he looked like the black guy (Trevor?) from the Halifax adverts. I kept asking him where Sissyfoo was, but he wouldn't tell me. Then I started shouting and shouting and finally he admitted that he was upstairs in his (Loxleyhood's) bedroom, having sex with a girl called Sue.

Very odd.

So I stormed upstairs to ask Sissyfoo why he wasn't having sex in his OWN bedroom. When I got there he was alone and crying, saying it was the best sex ever but now it was over.

I wish the house had contained a dead baby instead.

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You live in the same house as Black Loxleytrevor and can't have sex unless it is in his bed...yes, you would cry.

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eggy said:
My ITV digital monkey teddy is called Trevor :cheers:

I wish I was your digital monkey. :(

And why are you not on Camlann with Bellona and Cabo?

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i think the dead baby part was my fault i was walking down walton street very late last night (this morning) kicking things apathy :p
 

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I'd be pretty darn scared if every dream was an omen of what is to come...i mean, all my dreams are of Armhageddon, the end of the world...i've even had one when i see it all from a perspective, and see what happens after :d
 

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I had a dream where some little dudes with normal eating knives cut off my arms/legs, I dont want that to happen :<
 

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I once had a nightmare where I thought a Kobold was at the end of my bed. This was before I had Forceful Zephyr you see.
 

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Loxleyhood said:
I once had a nightmare where I thought a Kobold was at the end of my bed. This was before I had Forceful Zephyr you see.

Do you ever wake up and find that you've "shot" "arrows" during your sleep?

And Chilly...WALTON STREET! I've danced up and down it so many times, on the way back to College after drinking at Freud's. I mean Frevd's. Durr. God bless the cranberry cocktails.

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Rain said:
I'd be pretty darn scared if every dream was an omen of what is to come...i mean, all my dreams are of Armhageddon, the end of the world...i've even had one when i see it all from a perspective, and see what happens after :d

I have quite regular dreams involving mushroom clouds above cities. They are particularly nasty and scary. Not sure why I have them. Only reason I can think of is that I subconsciously want it to happen to London. :p

All my other dreams are just plain weird. All kinds of crazy shit going on that I cba to list here. Sometimes I think I'm a bit deranged. :\
 

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Dillinja said:
I have quite regular dreams involving mushroom clouds above cities. They are particularly nasty and scary. Not sure why I have them. Only reason I can think of is that I subconsciously want it to happen to London. :p

All my other dreams are just plain weird. All kinds of crazy shit going on that I cba to list here. Sometimes I think I'm a bit deranged. :\

You havnt been dreaming of Korea lately have you? :s
 

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harebear said:
You havnt been dreaming of Korea lately have you? :s

Well, according to the scientists, that wasn't a nuclear test.. it was just a huge 2-mile wide cloud that decided to pop up out of nowhere.
 

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Rain said:
I'd be pretty darn scared if every dream was an omen of what is to come...i mean, all my dreams are of Armhageddon, the end of the world...i've even had one when i see it all from a perspective, and see what happens after :d
Tell us all what happens!

I had a dream last night that I was actually FRIENDS with my ex gf :s freaky.
Also drempt last night that I was at a m8s house I knew and when I woke up (becuase of my mum handing me the fone) it was him on the fone... do du do du.
 

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Most of my dreams consist of me beeing some sort of hero saving the universe. Looks like I am the opposite of you guys!
 

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Dillinja said:
Well, according to the scientists, that wasn't a nuclear test.. it was just a huge 2-mile wide cloud that decided to pop up out of nowhere.

I believe them! Apparently they are trying to deduce whether the explosion and subsequent 2-mile cloud was caused by a fire (possible...ish), some kind of accident (could well be...) or fireworks? :eek7:

BBC News said:
The South Korean president's office told AFP news agency: "Our government information for now shows North Korea has not conducted any nuclear test.

"We are trying to confirm whether it is fireworks, a fire in mountains or an accidental explosion."

What the fuck kind of firework produces a 2-mile wide mushroom cloud? :p A thermo-nuclear catherine wheel perhaps?
 

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All sounds very dubious to me. Considering it's the North Koreans we are talking about here then I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was a nuke. Nuclear tests have always baffled me. What is the reason for them? Wow, it goes BOOM! and releases lots of crap into the atmosphere. What more is there to know?
 

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Best dream I've ever had involved me, a jakuzi and a long haired asian girl.
 

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once i dreamt about overcapping dex o_O wtf

when i dreamt about +dex cap i just wouldn't go to 25 :( :(
 

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You will perhaps have heard of lucid dreams, where the dreamer is in full control of the dream. I have those fairly regularly. I'll be having some usual dream about something mundane and the next thing that happens is I realise I can fly or stop time or whatever and I am not simply just "watching" the dream, like a movie...that's when I can do whatever I want.

Sadly, I always end up just having loads of hyper-realistic sex. :(

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Jesus you drink in Frevd's? last time i go there ;) Actually iv not been there in a long long time, and if you want a FUN night out go to the purple turtle!!!!
 

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