I was in Jericho in Oxford and looked through a window of a house, where I saw some guy kicking a baby. So I went in to stop him.
At this point, the dream changed and inside the house was...Loxleyhood. Except he looked like the black guy (Trevor?) from the Halifax adverts. I kept asking him where Sissyfoo was, but he wouldn't tell me. Then I started shouting and shouting and finally he admitted that he was upstairs in his (Loxleyhood's) bedroom, having sex with a girl called Sue.
Very odd.
So I stormed upstairs to ask Sissyfoo why he wasn't having sex in his OWN bedroom. When I got there he was alone and crying, saying it was the best sex ever but now it was over.
I wish the house had contained a dead baby instead.
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At this point, the dream changed and inside the house was...Loxleyhood. Except he looked like the black guy (Trevor?) from the Halifax adverts. I kept asking him where Sissyfoo was, but he wouldn't tell me. Then I started shouting and shouting and finally he admitted that he was upstairs in his (Loxleyhood's) bedroom, having sex with a girl called Sue.
Very odd.
So I stormed upstairs to ask Sissyfoo why he wasn't having sex in his OWN bedroom. When I got there he was alone and crying, saying it was the best sex ever but now it was over.
I wish the house had contained a dead baby instead.
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