I dunno

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Jonaldo

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I’m not sure if I should put this in off-topic
I think the result may be catastrophic
It’s not like I often make sense
And I’m worried people may think that I’m dense
I’ll get pointed and laughed at by that evil mod Brinx
And taunted by Damini the forumite minx
I should spare a second to apologise to Sicko
As the first word I thought to rhyme was ‘thicko’
I’ll purposely avoid mentioning Sharma
Don’t wanna risk creating bad karma
A little piece dedicated to Krypt…
hmm, vat of acid to be dipped or chainsaw, whoops! Slipped!
Twog, Twog, unorthodox Jock
If he’s ever made mod it’ll be a big shock
How can I forget that silly guy Gombur?
He may look like merry but he’s really quite somber
What about that odd one Tohtori?
Is he really a seal or is that just some weird story?
I think we all can agree that our friendly friend Klavrynd
Needs a serious baked bean nerf, cos he's got wind
Halo, Fonz, Cerebus
Haven’t you had enough of this?
I’ll stop right now before I run out of luck
As I’m pretty sure none of you will give a ... damn.
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Originally posted by Omniscieous

I should spare a second to apologise to Sicko
As the first word I thought to rhyme was ‘thicko’
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Hrmm... :eek:
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
A very nice post there dear old Omni,
even took the time to mention lil me,
but don't you think that's kinda corny,
telling the obvious that everyone can see?

Oh i'm not saying that the post was bad,
it's not the worst thing off-topic gourme had,
but still in a way it kinda makes me sad,
that i don't have enough gas in my meth lab.

Now this rhyming just went insane,
somewhat stupid and certainly lame,
but don't you think it's a crying shame,
that everybody can't have a candy cane?

But i guess things just have to kept real,
so let me offer you a ridicilous deal,
if you beg really nice and make an appeal,
you can get more words out from Teh Seel!
 
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Jonaldo

Guest
Sharmas IQ is 177 but silly Mackems have trouble spelling anything over 2 digits long :p
 
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Cadire

Guest
There I was... a witty reply to hand, and I buggered it up.


:cool:
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Re: Re: Re: I dunno

Originally posted by Omniscieous
think of anything better to go in there? ;)
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Still trying to come up with a witty response... *sighs*

*"Hrmm's" a little bit more :eek:*
 
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Sharma

Guest
<giggles>


i remember Shaeffers first second name in game <grins>

wonder if you can make that rhyme ;)
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Why even try to rhyme sicko when unca sick is much easier..

Sick.

Brick.

Lick.

Dick.

Twig.

Zig.

Pip.

Lip.

Limerick.

Kick.

Tick.

Maverick.

And so forth :p
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
[tweetypie]

I tought i taw the l word

<reads up>

i deed i deed i deed taw teh l word!

[/tweetypie]

So you remember my shexiness Sharma
How bad it proved for my karma
I had it reported
So i cunningly retorted
And took 'the horny god' and became a post farma :p
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tyraette
and became a post farma :p
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You'll regret this when i get home... Teh Seel feels like a song coming :p
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
does it involve sheep/the welsh, teh twactor!11, and an unhealthy amount of manure? :p


reading what you said just then gave me the instant mental image not of Teh Seel, but Teh Penguin, the one from Toy story 2...i feel a song coming on :p
 
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old.Glabbin

Guest
angry.jpg
 
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kuragari

Guest
Here goes... I'm bored :)

One fine day, in the middle of the night
Two dead men got up to fight
Back to back they faced one another
Drew their swords and shot each other
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
One day i was walking down the beach,
minding my own and drinking some bleach,
the end of the sandy shore i did reach,
when i heard a terrible, earbraking screach.

It was...

*drumroll*

A terrible, horrible, bouncy rubber ball!
as a matter of fact it wasn't bouncing at all!
Is there anybody out there i could call?
It was a terrible, horrible, bouncy ball!

I ran quickly of the beach and into a store,
where i met a woman i really do adore.
I told her of that rubbery ball from hell,
she told me: "Where is it, pray do tell?"

IT was....

*drumroll*

A terrible, horrible, bouncy rubber ball!
as a matter of fact it wasn't bouncing at all!
Is there anybody out there i could call?
It was a terrible, horrible, bouncy ball!


I showed her the way to the bouncing beast,
it was just outside and a few miles east.
She said: "Oh my gosh, it truly isn't bouncing."
The whole world she wanted it to be announcing.

It was....

*drumroll*

A terrible, horrible, bouncy rubber ball!
as a matter of fact it wasn't bouncing at all!
Is there anybody out there i could call?
It was a terrible, horrible, bouncy ball!

She had an idea and she stepped to action,
she told: "I know, it has no satisfaction."
She unbuttoned her blouse and what do you know,
the ball started bouncing just look at it go!

It was...

*drumroll*

A terrible, horrible, bouncy rubber ball!
as a matter of fact it wasn't horrible at all!
Now i know who next time i'll call!
It was a terrible, horrible, bouncy ball!
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Göthe sprach zu Schiller: "Der Arsch ist keine Triller".
Schiller sprach zu Göthe: "Der Arsch ist keine Flöte"

It's funneh in German. :(
Perhaps Gombur can laugh about it?
 
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old.Tohtori

Guest
Prost! Prost!
Beans on Toast!

Was ist los mit der Bundespost?

Don't know but sounds funny :p
 
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Uncle Sick(tm)

Guest
Originally posted by old.Tohtori
Prost! Prost!
Beans on Toast!
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*checks time*

It might have something to do with me being in the office since 9 hours... but that one made me laugh. :(
 
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Jonaldo

Guest
A poem by me - dated 1991 *(genuine btw)*

When I die

When I die,
I'm not going to a haven in the sky.

When I die,
I'm going to live in a chicken and mushroom pie.
 
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