Crap I don't believe it

[Deebs]

went for a pee just now and decided (due to cancer in family) of having a play with the bollox (as you all do) and looked down. Cannot believe it, think I found my first, let us call it grey pube.

Why grey? Well Gandalf was grey before turning white so I am adamant that it was grey and not white. Anyway, the fucker is now on its way to the English Channel having been plucked and flushed.

Christ, am I turning into Jupitus and TdC ??

 

[TdC]

you sure it wasn't just a bit cold in your loo?

 

[TdC]

also, laugh at my genes all you want, but going grey as a 17 yo really sucked ass tbh :-/

 

[Edmond]

Sure it was yours, you may have picked it up off off a glory hole that had previousy been used by some dirty old pensioner?

 

[Deebs]

WTF?

No, it was a not black pube.

Laugh at you? Never! Who went grey at 17? Christ that must have been like 20 years ago at least.. Feel for you man.

 

[Deebs]

Sure it was yours, you may have picked it up off off a glory hole that had previousy been used by some dirty old pensioner?

That is it! Where you at the swimming pool last week...

 

[TdC]

with your dark hair I understand it's quite a shock. don't worry, it goes real fast after the first one. soon you'll be like a dalmatian!!

 

[Deebs]

with your dark hair I understand it's quite a shock. don't worry, it goes real fast after the first one. soon you'll be like a dalmatian!!

So you are Silver Bollox? (btw, add Edmond to our PM, he will turn up)

 

[Edmond]

That is it! Where you at the swimming pool last week...

Mine are pink cos i dye them, it makes the pretty boys want me more!

 

[Sydrik]

Its the lads down Kings Cross who are going to have to start plucking grey pubes out of their teeth that I feel sorry for....

 

[TdC]

So you are Silver Bollox? (btw, add Edmond to our PM, he will turn up)

no, I'm totally smooth down there, like a Ken doll. also, ok dude.

 

[Deebs]

Its the lads down Kings Cross who are going to have to start plucking grey pubes out of their teeth that I feel sorry for....

Fuck me, the Turkey Basher of Norfolk has awoke.

 

[Deebs]

no, I'm totally smooth down there, like a Ken doll. also, ok dude.

Grade 1 for me.

 

[Ch3tan]

This is quickly going to go the way of the shaving thread... Can we not just necro that epic thread?

 

[Deebs]

This is quickly going to go the way of the shaving thread... Can we not just necro that epic thread?

necro? link...

When I see the word necro I think Brian Lumley, Necromancer series of books and now I will go download them to my Kindle. ARGH!!! Total thread hijacking, feel like a Somalian.

 

[TdC]

Somalians don't go grey, ergo you can not be one.

 

[Deebs]

Somalians don't go grey, ergo you can not be one.

Sigh.

 

[TdC]

rofl

 

[Nate]

hahaha

 

[Jupitus]

I have no grey.

 

[Nate]

you have hair still joop?

 

[TdC]

he has a brunette top and chest wig

 

[Bahumat]

Deebs got the grey pube from Jimmy Saville?

 

[Fafnir]

i got plenty of grey hair's on my head and in my goatee, lvl37... bad hair genes from mom.. Dad lvl69 full head of black hair, my hair hardly cover anything... But i can grow a nice beard my dad cant....

 

[Bahumat]

i got plenty of grey hair's on my head and in my goatee, lvl37... bad hair genes from mom.. Dad lvl69 full head of black hair, my hair hardly cover anything... But i can grow a nice beard my dad cant....

Just like the post man.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't cut 'em or pluck 'em, they'll come back with friends

 

[Access Denied]

I started going grey at 18. It sucks. Still, I'm yet to find a grey hair down there. Deebs you're officially an old fart.