I can't go with you lot staring.

[leggy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/arts/3257370.stm

Sorry for the second bbc news link in so many days but I had to post this. I know a lot of people are sceptical about the motives for artistic pieces like this, but I think this is actually a pretty original idea.

Essentially you take a slash in a public toilet with one way mirrors to test your bravery and question your environment. (Or some alternate, artistic, nonsensical explanation)

 

[Damini]

People will just be queing up to have sex in it.

 

[Insane]

Originally posted by Damini
People will just be queing up to have sex in it.

or worse

*goes to scrub mind clean with large brush*

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Damini
People will just be queing up to have sex in it.

Stands behind Damini in queue

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Stands behind Damini in queue

*complete the sandwich*

 

[The-Don]

Originally posted by Wij
*complete the sandwich*

you know when you've been wijied

 

[leggy]

Well done on spamming shit and making damini's comment unfunny now.

Set of clownshoes.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by leggy
Well done on spamming shit and making damini's comment unfunny now.

Set of clownshoes.

It was funny ?

Geez - sorry guys

 

[sad_mung]

I wonder if, psychologically speaking, the reverse would have the reverse or the same effect.

Ie, you make it so people can see in, but you can't see out....would you be able to take a slash knowing they could see your wee-wee, or would you feel brave enough becasue you couldn't see them seeing you?

 

[Insane]

Originally posted by leggy
Well done on spamming shit and making damini's comment unfunny now.

well we had to learn from someone oh illustrious teacher.

 

[Jonny_Darko]

If anyone walks past you should just stare into the mirror as if you can see, and get your mates to do it as well.

Then smirk at the person as they come out.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Jonny_Darko
If anyone walks past you should just stare into the mirror as if you can see, and get your mates to do it as well.

Then smirk at the person as they come out.

And lose bowel control when you realise it was a complete stranger with a cobweb tattooed on his face.

 

[xane]

Originally posted by Wij
And lose bowel control when you realise it was a complete stranger with a cobweb tattooed on his face.

or a dragon on his arm.

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

My shoes rock




























Sorry

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
It was funny ?

I invite you all to play "spot the stupid sentance" in the quote above. Winner gets bugger all as usual.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by MYstIC G
I invite you all to play "spot the stupid sentance" in the quote above.

Is it the one above?

 

[MYstIC G]

No, afraid not. Why don't you try something else from your "1001 most obvious jokes in the world" book instead.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by MYstIC G
I invite you all to play "spot the stupid sentance" in the quote above. Winner gets bugger all as usual.

Do we get anything for spotting the most obvious spelling mistakes?

 

[MYstIC G]

Yes, you get called a ****.

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by MYstIC G
Yes, you get called a ****.

lol = nothing new there then :/

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

starstarstarstar

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by MYstIC G
No, afraid not. Why don't you try something else from your "1001 most obvious jokes in the world" book instead.

I think I may have given it to you.

 

[Tom]

Is this turning into a flame war? Cos if it is, you can all go eat a cup of steaming DIE.

 

[Damini]

I wasn't trying to be funny, that was genuinely the first thing I thought when I saw it.

Maybe I have a filthy mind

 

[throdgrain]

The badger of death is watching you all !!

 

[Cloowwwnnn]

Damini, will you be my friend?

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Damini
I wasn't trying to be funny, that was genuinely the first thing I thought when I saw it.

Maybe I have a filthy mind

Perhaps we see things the same. I didnt think you were trying to be funny - simply stating the obvious (Wijesque style)

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by Damini
I wasn't trying to be funny, that was genuinely the first thing I thought when I saw it.

Maybe I have a filthy mind

Kenny must be loving it then

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by ~Lazarus~
Perhaps we see things the same. I didnt think you were trying to be funny - simply stating the obvious (Wijesque style)

Sorry, but she was stating the obvious and it was funny. I had thought along the lines of a wank myself.

In an ideal world Damini's comment would have actually provoked some good conversation and opinions on why the first thing we all thought of doing was sex related.

The thing is. It was the ridiculously obvious and shit comments, following the post, that pissed me off.

Anyway. Mystic G = win. 1001 obvious jokes for win

I forgot to add: Insane, bite me.

 

[MYstIC G]

Number 2 of 1001

Originally posted by dysfunction
I think I may have given it to you.

Only 999 left to go

This post sponsored by: STEAMING DIE - Drink it till you explode!
Shouts to: Leggy D), ~Lazarus~ (not really a ****), Damini (always starting trouble) & Cloowwwnnn (erm, yeah)
Coming soon: MYstIC G's book of 1001 obvious put downs for 1001 obvious jokes, all good bookshops.

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