I bloody hate ...

[Mellow-]

... those adverts with kids going to the toilet on them and using "kiddies loo roll" thinking it's marvelous.

I hate it and I think it's sick.

 

[.Cask]

Word.

And that old one that had mothers fondling their childs asses commenting on how smooth it was.

 

[sonicyouth]

The new Sainsbury's advert with the 10 year old Jamie Oliver. I've never wanted to stab someone quite so much as when I see that.

 

[Ch3tan]

And the "you are baby" george advert. Fking sickeneing.

On the other hand the "Crusha" advert is fucking class, cracks me up every time.

 

[xane]

If you have kids you realise the advert is squarely aimed at parents despite its "kiddie" nature.

The day your kid learns to wipe his/her own bum is one to remember, its like the end of a nightmare that started with them being born, and it beats learning to walk and feed themselves any day.

My little boy was a bit sneaky, he'd actually learnt to wipe about three months at school before we found out at a parents evening !

 

[Summo]

Yeah, I was like that.

Me: Mum! I'm done!
Mum: You're old enough now, son. Come on.
Me: Mu-u-m! I need wipe!
Mum: Your father and I live 35 miles from you now.
Me: Need wipe.
Mum: Stop phoning me.

 

[FatBusinessman]

You have severe and disturbing Issues, you know that?

 

[Teh Krypt]

"You can do it with Kandu!" Die die die die die

 

[Xtro]

I fking hate kids.

They can't get a round in or acquire any ganj. Useless.

 

[Embattle]

I detest tampon adverts..........i hate them.

 

[Teh Krypt]

Originally posted by Embattle
I detest tampon adverts..........i hate them.

Care for a sweet?

 

[Embattle]

Kunt

I hate the Vileda adverts too

 

[Teh Krypt]

I hate all adverts, can't we just have free pron on instead?

 

[Quige]

I hate it when an advert they've been flooding you with for ages, you know the kind, on every ad break, suddenly disappears and you sigh thinking it's gone from your life forever, and then 6 months later the cheap bastards start using it again!

 

[Clowneh!]

OH FUCKING NO THEY'RE STEALING YOUR HARI-FUCKING-BOS

 

[Tom]

Personally I'm sick of all the adverts that find it necessary to make men look stupid, just to sell a product.

 

[PR.]

Feel clean all day, get on with your life.. with womens continent pads, they fit neatly and discreetly in your panties!

Or

Feel clean all day, get on with your life and stop the discomfort... with virginal thrush cream!

FOR GODS SAKE people who want this stuff don't need to be told about it, they will go and fucking get it discreetly themselves

And I believe is a regional ad... Safestyle UK Double glazing ads they have Reg Holdsworth on them blithering away telling us if we buy the windows for the front of our house they will do the back for free!!!! just call 0800 345 434 thats 0800 345 434

 

[Teh Krypt]

Had an accident or fall? Call Claims Direct!

die die die die

Edit: Don't get me started on 811 811 shite

 

[Summo]

Surely you mean 118, 118?

I do, 118.

 

[Teh Krypt]

 

[Summo]

Why so glum, 118?

I'm mourning the loss of 192, 118.

Surely you're pulling my leg, 118?

I am, 118!

 

[Teh Krypt]

<screams>

192 forever!!11one

 

[Summo]

Don't forget, 192 will be retiring at midnight on Saturday 23rd August, 118. So he won't be taking any more calls.

Thanks for reminding me, 118. But that's OK, people can just call us instead.

 

[old.Fweddy]

118, to rhyme with Honda.

 

[Will]

Any personal loans advert. They are all evil.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I like Honda adverts, the power of dreams etc.

Most annoying one atm is the evian one with the 'we will rock you' song on it.

 

[bids]

Those feckin' Halifax adverts - I wanna punch that Howard twat so much grrr ............

 

[Clowneh!]

heh what the hell is 'DOUBLE ONE DOUBLE EIGHT DOUBLE EIGHT'
bloody chanting, grrr!

and them personal ad loans! why do they all come at once?

you see, this is why i dont watch tv (apart from it being shit)

 

[Ch3tan]

Nice 118 avatar, 118.

 

[FatBusinessman]

For once, I'll have to agree with Clowneh.

The annoyance value of the "118" adverts pales into insignificance in comparison to the "double one, double eight, double eight" ones.