I am in tears ;_;

[CorNokZ]

MANLY-FUCKING-TEARS!!

Blade was just on the telly and I forgot how fucking insane that movie is!

Right after Wesley Bad-Ass Snipes said "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill" and roundhouse-kicked the Serum(which he caught BEHIND HIS FUCKING BACK!!) straight into Frost's brain, my TV simply melted from the awesomeness that was raidiating out of it:

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They should relaunch the movie, but rethink the advertisement:

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I GOT RIPPED IN 2 HOURS! SEE HOW:​

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I have NEVER in my life had a single hair on my chest.. Now I'm fucking ripped, I have more hair on my chest than a bear and I even got an awesome tan!

Edit: HOLY SHIT THIS IS CRAZY! It's 10 passed one in the middle of the night and I'm about to go to bed when my phone starts ringing! With my super buffed arm I pick up the phone in a matter of miliseconds answering the call in my now much deeper voice! I got a job.. As a mother-fucking lumberjack! And I didn't even apply for it! I am now licensed to carry two axes, one for each hand!

 

[Cerb]

 

[Ch3tan]

I quite liked the alternative ending, shame they ran out of budget to do it. All that build up and the blood god was a fucking pansy.

 

[megadave]

Every night before bed i pray. I pray that Blade turns up in the next Twilight movie and DESTROYS EVERYONE.

 

[Raven]

Not before calling them all pansy mother fuckers first though.

 

[Zenith.UK]

Blade = awesome
Blade 2 = alright
Blade 3 = laugh a fricking minute

"And also - just a thought - but you might want to consider blinking once in a while"

and Hannibal Kane's reaction to the vampire pomeranian was fantastic!

 

[PLightstar]

Every night before bed i pray. I pray that Blade turns up in the next Twilight movie and DESTROYS EVERYONE.

I make that same prayer. If enough of us do it, hopefully it will happen.

 

[Aoami]

who knew maddox posted on fh

 

[Corran]

I do enjoy the blade trilogy for a pure laugh. Completely insane films (most of Snipes films are tbh). . . may actually put them on tbh for the run up to the football evening. In agony today and cant do anything.. fuck all on tv and probably just ahve football manager on the laptop anyways.

 

[Lamp]

blood god was a fucking pansy.

thats the problem with movies

the ultimate bad dude dies too quickly too easily and doesn't unleash and horror onto the world. You get all this build up....then....oh he dead

evil never wins

 

[Aoami]

keyser soze

 

[Raven]

He wasn't evil.

 

[Olgaline]

Se7en
Hannibal lector
Natural Born Killers
No Country For Old Men


to name a few of the top

 

[Ctuchik]

evil never wins

Seven.

Silence of the lambs.

Natural Born killers.

Fallen.

Primal fear.

probably a load more that i cant remember.

 

[Lamp]

yes, yes, serial killers & nut jobs. Big whoop

Name me one movie where Satan wins vs humans

 

[Zenith.UK]

The TV show Hex... Azrael wins.

The Omen and Omen 2 (not Omen 3 though).

Rosemary's Baby

Amityville Horror 2.

And cheating a bit, but Constantine. The devil gets the last laugh.

 

[Lamp]

they don't count

If Damian survived Omen 3, I'd allow them all in

but you have to class the three Omen films as one IMO

and "getting a last laugh" - ie continuing to exist - doesn't count either

Wholesale enslavement of the human race
End of the world stuff
No happy endings
Evil wins end of movie no sequels

 

[Huntingtons]

yes, yes, serial killers & nut jobs. Big whoop

Name me one movie where Satan wins vs humans

Rosemarys Baby is probably Satan 1 Human 0

 

[TdC]

Name me one movie where Satan wins vs humans

Crossroads. Butterfly. Gigli. Anything involving Hannah Montana.

 

[Olgaline]

lol Lamps doing his best Toht imitation

 

[Shagrat]

that one with Denzel Washington in where the devil can jump from body to body, doesnt he win that one?

 

[TdC]

yes. um. Fallen. the cloven hoofed one wins in that, though the entity is not Satan, but some aztec demon or so iirc.

 

[Ch3tan]

I still know what you did last summer- evil won.

Apocolypto

 

[Lakih]

Cloverfield

The badguy might be an ailen but he won in the end...

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

He wasn't evil.

Thats what he wants you to think.