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Wazzerphuk

Guest
Wow, yet another old (and I'm sure posted on these forums before) link from you. Nicely done, sir! :D
 
X

xane

Guest
You'd have a point if I could search for hyperlinks.
 
S

Summo

Guest
Heh heh. Not seen that before. Me likee! :)

me-->:twak:<--Wazz
 
S

Summo

Guest
A-hahahahahahaha!

:twak:

Wheeeeeee!

:twak:

I'm gownna bust his head!

:twak:

Aaahahahahahahaha!

:twak:
 
M

mr.Blacky

Guest
Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
Politics
Stop caring!
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ok can understand this but

Viruses you might suffer from:
Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

this doesn't make sense
 
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Nighty-

Guest
I appear to suffer from 'Windows' and 'FreeBSD' and 'Linux' all at the same time, and it advises me to try the other one for each of them. Help! I'm trapped in a loop of OS! The only thing that can help me is



:twak:
 
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old.Fweddy

Guest
I suffer from Macintosh and Linux virii. I didn't even know you could get Linux on a Mac. And is Hippyism a bad thing?
 
W

wolfeeh

Guest
hippies should be...

... put to the sword.

or impaled. <i've always wanted to see that>

s>kazaa>snuff mpg's
 
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old.Explosive23

Guest
Originally posted by Nighty
I appear to suffer from 'Windows' and 'FreeBSD' and 'Linux' all at the same time, and it advises me to try the other one for each of them. Help! I'm trapped in a loop of OS! The only thing that can help me is



:twak:
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Roflmao :):).
 
S

(Shovel)

Guest
I'm ashamed to admit that I got the Pokemon virus - as a result of having younger brothers and sister you understand.

I am however rather chuffed that they included the Nottingham Forest logo in there :D
 
M

Moving Target

Guest
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


8-Bit (90%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
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Poo :(
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL
Go read Brunching


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


vi
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
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rofl!
 
M

Munkey-

Guest
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Ultima
If you find one tell us.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


8-Bit (80%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.


Conspiracy Theory (65%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Hippyism (93%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
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seems I'm ok

*drops dead*
 
C

*charlton_thd*

Guest
rofl exactly the same as Munkey

*dances on munkeys grave*

*also dies*
 
M

Munkey-

Guest
I still have my BBC, only use it for games nowadays though.....olympics, 747 flying, football manager etc.

r0x0rs it does. apart from loading times :(
 
S

ShockingAlberto

Guest
I'm not too worried about what they think.


Allthough i wouldn't mind getting rid of that vi virus :eek:
 
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old.Devilfish2k2

Guest
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Amiga
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


UNIX (65%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Hippyism (68%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.







:rolleyes: hmmmmm
 
W

wolfeeh

Guest
jesus.

what's with the quoting of essays going on here :/
 
T

Testin da Cable

Guest
reading is good mate. much like certain drugs, it feeds your brain.
 
C

.cage

Guest
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.



Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan (70%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Politics (75%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (60%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
 
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