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Todays series is about a sub species of humans that is becomming a common occurance in inner city areas. The 'Multi Mother' is a facinating creature that has many strange quirks.
The first is its acceptance of a 3ft tall parasites that seem to follow or cling to it and engage in strange social activities with other species of human
The second is its utter self belief of outright importance and priority, which seems to suggest a darker side to their nature.
The last is their classification of the parasites which followit around, most having double barrelled and strange names.
I was lucky enough to follow one of these species around on its main form of transportation, the 'bus'.
Standing at the bus-stop I identified o Multi Mother with a brood of parasitic lifeforms around it. I counted 4 3ft tall parasites and another attatched to a synthetic holding device around the mothers chest.
I noticed the almost gleefull destruction of council property the parasites engaged in and the excessively loud noises they made. The elder of the 4 parasites seemed to be engaged in primative conversation with another parasite from a different brood.
The conversation went like this
"I swear to god yerbetter shut up naaaaaaa"
"talk to the hand cause the face aint listening"
"SHUT UP yer cow"
"talk to the hand cause the face aint listening"
and this carried on until the bus arrived. At which point i found evidence of the 'Multi Mothers' strange classification skills...
"Jordan-lee come eeeer, Jordan-lee getdeer naw fore a slap yer"
On the bus i found that the parasites dispatched to sit down and engage in basic attention gathering skills.
These involved screaming and jumping on chairs, my patience was tested by one of her brood screaming in my ear, but as a Wildlife Journalist i decided that tampering with nature would not be in the interests of study.
As the 'Multi Mother' left the bus i noticed the strange waddling motion the make with their hips and as the bus drove off i wondered if my time with this facinating species was enough to learn about their tribalistic ways.
The first is its acceptance of a 3ft tall parasites that seem to follow or cling to it and engage in strange social activities with other species of human
The second is its utter self belief of outright importance and priority, which seems to suggest a darker side to their nature.
The last is their classification of the parasites which followit around, most having double barrelled and strange names.
I was lucky enough to follow one of these species around on its main form of transportation, the 'bus'.
Standing at the bus-stop I identified o Multi Mother with a brood of parasitic lifeforms around it. I counted 4 3ft tall parasites and another attatched to a synthetic holding device around the mothers chest.
I noticed the almost gleefull destruction of council property the parasites engaged in and the excessively loud noises they made. The elder of the 4 parasites seemed to be engaged in primative conversation with another parasite from a different brood.
The conversation went like this
"I swear to god yerbetter shut up naaaaaaa"
"talk to the hand cause the face aint listening"
"SHUT UP yer cow"
"talk to the hand cause the face aint listening"
and this carried on until the bus arrived. At which point i found evidence of the 'Multi Mothers' strange classification skills...
"Jordan-lee come eeeer, Jordan-lee getdeer naw fore a slap yer"
On the bus i found that the parasites dispatched to sit down and engage in basic attention gathering skills.
These involved screaming and jumping on chairs, my patience was tested by one of her brood screaming in my ear, but as a Wildlife Journalist i decided that tampering with nature would not be in the interests of study.
As the 'Multi Mother' left the bus i noticed the strange waddling motion the make with their hips and as the bus drove off i wondered if my time with this facinating species was enough to learn about their tribalistic ways.
