How would you like to go

old.Tohtori

FH is my second home
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If i skip the whole "burn me up on a bondfire/boat":

Stainless titanium, air sealed, bug/nature proof, locked and doublelocked(opened from inside), filled with ferroliquid(or chrome) in it to the rim.

'cause if i come back as a zombie, i'm coming back in f*cking style :D
 

Binky the Bomb

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Gonna have to say that this is kinda sad realy. Like those who spend thousands on big, elaborate coffins in the states, as well as giant plots.

When I go, I just want my naked body strapping to a satelite, with my arse pointing squarely towards the earth, so I can moon every nation once every day, to show my contempt for the human race as a whole, and my disrespect for 'Gods creation'.

Either that, or incinerated and my ashes poured on some fucking field somewhere. Like I care, i'm going to be dead.
 

megadave

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If i skip the whole "burn me up on a bondfire/boat":

Stainless titanium, air sealed, bug/nature proof, locked and doublelocked(opened from inside), filled with ferroliquid(or chrome) in it to the rim.

'cause if i come back as a zombie, i'm coming back in f*cking style :D

That would be funny, come back as a zombie to be stuck in a coffin for all eternity!

I want to be burned and dumped in the ocean or whatever. annoys me all the waste humans cause when burrying themselves.
 

Iceforge

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A "Do not Disturb" sign would be awesome..... and then a radio with a big ass battery inside, playing noise like someone was moving around.... and it had to be playing constantly, specially during the funeral ceremony
 

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