How to use public transport - for idiots I guess

Lamp

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http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/corporate...ansport-underground&moduleNumber=1&activity=3

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All staff wear a blue uniform and the best place to find them is in the ticket hall. They are the best people to ask for help, whether buying a ticket, planning a journey or in an emergency. It's polite to say hello to staff if you see them regularly.

ROFL

OK OK so we've got the Olympics and not everyone knows how to use London's transport infrastructure. But still, its not exactly rocket science...
 

leviathane

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lol click on the bus then the wheel

Don't stand too close to the road when waiting for your bus as you could easily slip or be pushed into its path. Sit down in the shelter if you can, or stand at least your own body's length from the kerb.
 

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lol click on the bus then the wheel

Don't stand too close to the road when waiting for your bus as you could easily slip or be pushed into its path. Sit down in the shelter if you can, or stand at least your own body's length from the kerb.

LMAO. So a midget can stand 3 foot from the kerb, but I've got to stand 6 ft 7 away from it. Hahaha
 

Golena

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Don't stand too close to the road when waiting for your bus as you could easily slip or be pushed into its path. Sit down in the shelter if you can, or stand at least your own body's length from the kerb.

Clearly here's what it should of said.

Stand wherever you feel best when waiting for the bus. Darwin will take care of the rest.
 

Sparx

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Or simply... dont be one of those stupid morons that feel the need to stand in the middle of the road to hail down the bus, believe it or not, the driver can see you clearly when you stick your arm out. You dont have to go all Clark Kent on the bus to stop it
 

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