How to piss someone off

[Bahumat]

Bearing in mind they sucks with computers.

Get them to go Start, Run, then type "iexplore -k" without the "'s.

 

[Congax]

It wouldn't piss me off! Kiosk mode ftw

 

[Andrilyn]

People still use IE?

 

[swords]

Shit on their lunch.

 

[Overdriven]

Didn't know that run command.


Cookie for Bahu.

 

[liloe]

I had to google what it does, Linux machine here

afaik there was also a command which causes old Windows machines to crash, something with the file system or so, damn, can't remember...

 

[Ezteq]

how the hell do you people know this stuff????

i have to say i am actually jealous and impressed i wish i knew this stuff too but i'd have no one to pwn with it tbh

is it sad that i think this is cool? i mean when i was like 16 a guy with a tattoo and a motorbike made me go "aw coool" now someone who knows obscure computationalistic commands has the same effect...

 

[tris-]

i have to say i am actually jealous and impressed i wish i knew this stuff too but i'd have no one to pwn with it tbh

your so noob you can own your self.

 

[Keitan]

also if u really wanna piss him off go to desktop .. right click.. new..short cut when it comes up enter %windir%\system32\shutdown.exe -s -t 500 -c "You Suck!"

double click that and enjoy peeps to stop go to start run and shutdown -a ^^ also i did it with my bro.. i put it as DnD icon with the name he fooled for it and went bezerk lol

 

[tris-]

double click that and enjoy peeps to stop go to start run and shutdown -a ^^ also i did it with my bro.. i put it as DnD icon with the name he fooled for it and went bezerk lol

thats possibly the best thing youve posted, well done

 

[Keitan]

thats possibly the best thing youve posted, well done

Spoiler

 

[old.Tohtori]

Ah, kiosk mode, also done with f11 for those who want it in a non-prank manner

Well, any graphics guy will know this lil tidbit;

Go to friends computer(they need to have a photoediting program of some sort, photoshop is ideal but others work).

For photoshop:
press prnt scrn
Open program.
new image(it's automated to fit your prnt scrn)
paste(with ctrl+v as an example)
save as whatever.
Open the file with acdsee, or other imageprogram with fullscreen cababilities and where the mousecursor is still visible.
Set full screen.
Sit back and laugh.

 

[Congax]

Ah, kiosk mode, also done with f11 for those who want it in a non-prank manner

Not entirely.

 

[soze]

I find it much funnier to turn safeboot on so they constantly get safe mode very funny

 

[Lamp]

How to piss someone off:

Vomit on their keyboard whilst they are typing. That'll do it.

 

[Huntingtons]

that was annoying ;<

 

[Kronic]

Try this one, take a screen print of a desktop, save it and the apply the picture as a background. next remore all icons and lower/hide your task bar.

Sit back and watch the poor user trying to get his computer to work :-D

 

[Fafnir]

Staying calm in the phone when they call you up all agitated seems just to fuel their anger more..