How to not work

[old.D0LLySh33p]

You know things are bad when the deadline is Monday and things like these happen...

You walk around the campus in the woods to avoid being near those damn books. Spliffs essential.

You have the books on your bed... they're 'pretending' to be read... but you really know they're never gonna be opened.

You've had a book from the library for 4 months and still haven't read it.

Cups of tea and nesquick take about half an hour to make.

You browse BW far too much.

You give lifts to friends to work then pick them up again because it means you don't have to stare at an empty Word doc.

You're thinking the walls and ceiling are far more interesting than the pen and paper.

You've smoked a pack of fags in half a day

 

[old.Fweddy]

My computing coursework is due in on friday. I have to hand in:
Analysis of problem
Design of Solution
Solution
Testing
System Overview & Maintenance
User Guide
Evaluation

Which means in the next few days I have to produce:
Analysis of problem
Design of Solution
Solution
Testing
System Overview & Maintenance
User Guide
Evaluation

Sod it. Anyone wanna go down the park for a kick about?

 

[Sir Frizz]

For tommorow;

Do Psychology Coursework - All of it
Do PE Coursework - 3/4 of it :|
Do English Editorial - All of it

DAMN YOU ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEMS

 

[(Shovel)]

I'm (shockingly) ahead on my work at the moment. Having completed my intro databases/sql coursework last week I've nearly finished the design for the rather large programming assignment I've got on.

Are those of you doing Computing coursework A Level or degree standard? E.g. do you have to do proper test plans or what? The next 2 days of my life get spent designing test conditions for the design of my project...

Not a lot of fun, but at least I don't have empty Word documents.

 

[xane]

You stand around all day pretending to be a stuffed animal

 

[Wij]

Haha - nerds !

You should have done a philosophy degree

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Wij
Haha - nerds !

You should have done a philosophy degree

Ha Ha what a waste of time!!

 

[echo]

Philosophy = Win. I got to write a her-yooooge synoptic study on Pornography and Prostitution :/ Score!

 

[Daffeh]

i bet the research for that has been just horrible!

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Originally posted by xane
You stand around all day pretending to be a stuffed animal

Lies.

Lies.

And more lies!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Ha Ha what a waste of time!!

I can assure you it took no time out of my life at all.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Wij
I can assure you it took no time out of my life at all.

Damn! Foiled again!!!


(also its a quote from Groundhog Day...thought it was funny)

 

[xane]

Originally posted by old.D0LLySh33p
Lies.

Lies.

And more lies!

Who are you really ? Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf ??

 

[Testin da Cable]

for last monday: solve insanely complicated bastard datacom problem. status: madness
for tomorrow: find out if the security dudes weren't bullshitting me when they told me that "sure mate, that Sun can access the theta mainframe no problems"

 

[lynchet]

Sir Frizz:

Do PE Coursework - 3/4 of it :|

WTF is PE coursework -- do you have to do 100 situps by tomorrow or somat ?

 

[Sir Frizz]

Originally posted by lynchet

WTF is PE coursework -- do you have to do 100 situps by tomorrow or somat ?

You'd be surprised how technical it can get. Half the course is centred around biology.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Originally posted by xane
Who are you really ? Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf ??

Our glorious capital is still under our control.

We are beating back the invaders with little or no resistance.

Currently we have killed in excess of 1,000 of the zionist pillagers.

Long live the clones!

 

[Sawtooth]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Ha Ha what a waste of time!!

What is time?

Is it possible to waste it?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Sawtooth
What is time?

Is it possible to waste it?

Its what happens between being born and being dead

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I am gonna live foreverrrrr.

 

[Tom]

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I've actually started.

But now I have writer's block :/