Help how to keep yourself awake on a train

[old.Tohtori]

where can i buy one of those hat things?

nearly did it again yesterday but luckily the amply endowed lady sitting next to me hit me in the head with her bag (by accident as she was standing up to get off train and nothing to do with her endowments i might add) which woke me up at my stop

So....standing for one stop is too much?

 

[pikeh]

So....standing for one stop is too much?

did you hear? there was an amply endowed woman next to him. ergo, he couldnt stand up!

 

[old.Tohtori]

did you hear? there was an amply endowed woman next to him. ergo, he couldnt stand up!

Bastard! I just spilled my coffee at work

 

[Overdriven]

Bastard! I just spilled my coffee at work

5th job? XD

 

[old.Tohtori]

5th job? XD

Right. You're on the list too now

 

[Ormorof]

So....standing for one stop is too much?

one stop is one too many! their announcements should be loud enough to wake even those of us who sleep deeply and usually require large amounts of physical abuse to be awoken! it particular affects those of us hobos who happen to be students as well and thus cant claim on the dole but are still afflicted by the unemployeds problem of lack of healthy living areas and healthy diets, copious amounts of alcohol and late nights pondering the meaning of life!

 

[Bahumat]

Right. You're on the list too now

On the list of upcoming job interviews?

 

[Overdriven]

I'm sorry Toht! I had to say it, I was hurting and needed to make myself laugh!

 

[chipper]

Ooooh. Right right.

yes plz oh if only all the attendants were like that on trains id quite happily go way past my stop.

on the subject at hand. set ya alarm on ya phone for 5 mins before train due to pull in, either itll wake u, or itll piss other ppl off enough to wake u up, to shut the damn thing off!

or theyll steal it but anyway!

 

[Uara]

haha if only, but unfortunately they're normally middle-aged blokes, or middle-aged short,fat and unattractive women (at least I found that on the trains around leeds)

Although once when I was coming back from Cambridge, they were training up a new person and she looked about early twenties and very attractive!!