How to get a girlfriend for geeks.

[ECA]

So you have a girl you like, and you don't know how to approach her!
Here's how!

Tell her you have some moisteurisers and you'll drop them off at her house one evening ( you get her address ). Make a date to drop them round.

Once said evening comes, wait until 1-2am and go round, she'll be asleep.
Jimmy the lock and find her bedroom, proceed to unload your load in her face and when she wakes up say you were "delivering" the moisteurisers!

You now have a cute girlfriend of your own! Well done!

 

[Earl]

You could always introduce her to your burning hot linux server running the latest gentoo-sources kernel and offer to make love on top of it..

 

[Mazling]

I'm not even going to reply to this.

 

[Sharma]

I'm not even going to reply to this.

But you did! *evil cackle*

 

[PLightstar]

May I be the first to say....eh?....

 

[Chilly]

worked for me, I'm married with 17 kids I'll have you know.

 

[Ch3tan]

Fucking LOL.

 

[babs]

I would say LOL, but it'd be a lie.

I think DALI* is more appropriate.













(*Died A Little Inside)

 

[Sar]

Dali Llama!

 

[Whipped]

moisteurisers = moisturisers, for anyone that was confused
Earl's reply was funnier

 

[Formash]

Bugger i got it the wrong way round and shot my load on the Linux Server... ...and there goes my Kernal. Anyone know a good hardware cleaning company?

 

[TdC]

getting paid to clean up geekspunk? hmm it may be a new niche you know

 

[Paradroid]

These guys'll get rid of "debris".

 

[Scouse]

A g/f once gave me the greenlight to spaff on her face when she was asleep. It was her idea - we were joking about and I told her she'd better look after her skin or I'd "look after" it when she was asleep - as nobody wants a wrinkly girlfriend

She challenged me to do it - she reckoned I'd never be able to shuffle one off onto her without waking her up first.

She won. Not because I woke her up - just because I couldn't bring myself to do it. It's just not quite right unless they're activley participating.


How lame am I?!


Having said that... this thread has reminded me that she never actually withdrew the offer....

 

[tris-]

she was there in body, does she really need to be MOVING aswell?

you are either a pussy or a very greedy person!

 

[pip]

This is best chat up line if you want to pull

Nice legs what time they open

 

[old.user4556]

Don't make me laugh.

and it's bored

 

[lilmissnaughty]

i fixed it for him in meh quote cos i is wubbly

 

[Scouse]

Dam you guys must be oh so oh so oh so normal

Fixed

 

[Kerith]

This is best chat up line if you want to pull

Nice legs what time they open

my personal favourite is 'hey i like your shoes, wanna fuck?'