How to become the perfect girlfriend?

[Urgluf]

Well, check it out!

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-be-the-perfect-girlfriend

 

[NikonL]

if my GF just rolled over and started acting like the girl in that video, id get bored of her so fast Half the fun of a girl is the way she drives you insane

 

[Laddey]

If she farted infront of me the shit would hit the fan.

 

[Dukat]

rofl, repped

 

[Congax]

lmao, have a rep.

 

[Gamah]

Shes quite fit..

+ funny

 

[old.Tohtori]

Damn, almost lost my wankathon 'cause of that chick

 

[Urgluf]

Damn, almost lost my wankathon 'cause of that chick

damnit.. so close

 

[old.Tohtori]

damnit.. so close

Hey i gotta redeem myself for last years failure

 

[Bugz]

Haha.

I loved it

 

[Jeremiah]

Nice find

 

[cHodAX]

How to become the perfect girlfriend? Three simple words.

Swallow don't spit.

 

[old.Tohtori]

How to become the perfect girlfriend? Three simple words.

Swallow don't spit.

Wrote a poem, inspired by old cHodie:

Remember girl when you're going down,
there's simple rules to avoid a frown.
Swallow don't spit,
suck don't nip.
Tug it don't rip,
vacuum don't sip.
And as a final rule of thumb,
there's loads of vitamins in da cum.

 

[cHodAX]

Wrote a poem, inspired by old cHodie:

Remember girl when you're going down,
there's simple rules to avoid a frown.
Swallow don't spit,
suck don't nip.
Tug it don't rip,
vacuum don't sip.
And as a final rule of thumb,
there's loads of vitamins in da cum.

I hereby proclaim that as the new national anthem for cHodieland!

 

[Naetha]

This site is absolutely awesome - fucking love it

 

[Cadiva]

That made me laugh lots.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I hereby proclaim that as the new national anthem for cHodieland!

I'm the master of rhymes still, even if some people think i'm "a lost person"

 

[Naetha]

This whole site is really good btw - have a look at the cookery bit

 

[Chronictank]

lol

 

[Kronic]

This whole site is really good btw - have a look at the cookery bit

aye good site, check out the breast examination! :england: