how the heck do you smack the damn Makron into submission? :eek:

TdC

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:eek::eek::eek:

In the empty level with the coolent tube thingies, after pressing the switch two stream-protector spiderpuffs appear. I lay the smack down with consumate ease. Then, with the voice of teammate Strauss coming in over the comlink begging me to run away run away! old Ugly himself batters down a door to tear me a new one. and he does. I just can't seem to lay him low, so, I'm clearly doing something wrong.

I'm reasonably healthy, I've got lots of ammo, yet nailgun, hyperblaster, grenade launcher, all amount to nothing when shooting at Mr Uglyfeatures! What am I doing wrong? Also, his nasty bouncy hyperblaster things piss me off :/
 

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Don't think you do, just try to keep hitting him. You'll find out what happens if you live long enough.
 

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you mean I'm dying before he can kill me?
 

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no - he means try and live a bit longer, get closer to him and see what happens
 

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Closer? But I've been trying to avoid his nasty charms!! :eek6: you just want him to impale me on his mecha-co><!! :eek:
 

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but I do! my implying that you'd not mind an evil alien mechanoid rupturing my sphincter with his giant mecha-member has nothing to do with anything.

so I have to get close eh? that's a bit contra-indicative isn't it? what fool runs up to a large cyber-menace? shouting "here I am!! paste me to the floor!!" would only make things slightly worse surely?
 

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TdC said:
so I have to get close eh? that's a bit contra-indicative isn't it? what fool runs up to a large cyber-menace? shouting "here I am!! paste me to the floor!!" would only make things slightly worse surely?
I'd say but then it would ruing the thin plot line ;)
 

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I expect I've worked it out already:

I *have* to get close
Old Uglyface grabs me and starts some nastyness
I get saved at the last second, just in time to...
...continue the game until I meet the Makron again
all in order to let him say "We meet again Kaine, HOHOHO"
or words to that effect just before I really get to kill him.

am I right?
 

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You need to watch the entire cutscene after he pastes you.
 

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in all its grusom having too walk away from the PC glory.



i had nightmares :(
 

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Gale said:
in all its grusom having too walk away from the PC glory.



i had nightmares :(

Lol, you big girl. Seen worse things when I go to the pub. ;)
 

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well, I managed, and it was fun. pretty clean for all the huge splashes of blood on the walls :)
 

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