How Sex Began

[Nomans Land]

How Sex Began​

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In the Garden of Eden,​

As everyone knows,​

Lives Adam and Eve,​

Without any clothes.​

In this garden,​

Were two little leaves,​

One covered Adam's,​

One covered Eve's.​

As the story goes on,​

Nevertheless to say,​

The wind came along,​

And blew the leaves away.​

At the sight,​

Adam did stare,​

there was Eve's treasure​

All covered with hair.​

And wonder came,​

Under Eve's eyes,​

As Adam's thing,​

Started to rise.​

They found a spot,​

That suited them best,​

A nice big tree,​

Where they began to rest.​

Her legs spread wider,​

And wider apart,​

While thrill after thrill,​

Came into her heart.​

The head of Adam's thing,​

Peeked into the hole,​

And filled her with passion,​

Beyond her control.​

His thing did slide,​

And Eve's treasure,​

Was all wet inside​

The joy was good,​

She wouldn't let loose,​

Until Adam's thing,​

Was all out of juice.​

 

[Archeon]

Ahhh... so we are infact all inbreds, goody. Now I have an excuse for acting like a dick

 

[Jugvayne]

Old

 

[Nomans Land]

Old

Bah I forgot to include my usual 'I dont care if this is old I havent seen it before so here...' tag

 

[Lumikki]

Pretty funny, though