How *NOT* to Get a Blow Job (Safe)

Overdriven

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Saggy

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Shouldn't that be "how to get blowjob"? He asked it from one person and got offered by two persons :p
 

old.Tohtori

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I'm ashamed of the oldnes here, and the fact you knew and didn't say it.

There's nothing wrong in posting olds, just in the "ignorant" hope that noone happened to see it the last freakin 15 times *cough* it was posted.

Just say it's old and that's that.

Unless it's not old, then it's spanky time :D

Oh and the only thing sucking anything on this thread is myspace :eek:
 

swords

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The NaAce thing was pretty cool, shame I didn't know about it when I had a ready supply of the stuff :) I just did the dry ice + latex glove trick (i'm boring).
 

Overdriven

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I'm ashamed of the oldnes here, and the fact you knew and didn't say it.

There's nothing wrong in posting olds, just in the "ignorant" hope that noone happened to see it the last freakin 15 times *cough* it was posted.

Just say it's old and that's that.

Unless it's not old, then it's spanky time :D

Oh and the only thing sucking anything on this thread is myspace :eek:

I did say it was old o_o First line... :p
 

old.Tohtori

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I did say it was old o_o First line... :p

Ah, but you see there's a difference in saying "I know it's old" and "I don't care if it's old".

To put it in terms you'll understand; There's a difference in getting blown by Despair and getting blown by Moderation :D
 

old.Tohtori

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.. What about being blown by Sympathy? :(

Nothing like it.

Sometimes Denial is great for blowjobs, sometimes you just need Moderation for the job, but there is nothing like getting blown by Sympathy. She's less maintenance you know :D
 

Overdriven

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Nothing like it.

Sometimes Denial is great for blowjobs, sometimes you just need Moderation for the job, but there is nothing like getting blown by Sympathy. She's less maintenance you know :D


So basically:

Denial: PS3
Moderation: 360
Sympathy: Wii

In the way they work.. Denial is high maintenance but is worth it. Moderation will get it done, Sympathy will do it for the hell of it :D
 

old.Tohtori

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So basically:

Denial: PS3
Moderation: 360
Sympathy: Wii

In the way they work.. Denial is high maintenance but is worth it. Moderation will get it done, Sympathy will do it for the hell of it :D

I think we got our three lovely ladies down to their...ermh...the point :D
 

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