How many albs does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Jonaldo]

One at first, but he'd take a look at it and back off into the next room. He'd keep looking every 2 minutes to see the bulb is still not working.
After 20 minutes he'd try and change it.... but fail..

Then he'd come back with 50 of his friends, rip the light out of its socket, smash it up and break it into little pieces, jump on it and laugh... Then e-mail GOA and ask for a new light cos it's too dark now.

 

[hrodelbert]

6

 

[Ottar]

Dunno about albs but in Midgard it goes like this:

The exact number of mids it takes to change a lightbulb is yet to be determined as we are always aproximately 20 people short. Nor does it matter. What matters is the number of attempts made. Statistically, if we try this a couple of million times, we may eventually succeed just by blind luck. Nor does successful change of a lightbulb matter, as we ain’t got electricity in Midgard anyway and the sole goal of the exercise is to destroy as many lightbulbs in the process as we can.

Ottar

 

[Jupitus]

Ottar!

The People's Professor!!!

 

[Jonaldo]

mids don't have enough healers atm

nerf lightbulbs

 

[- Algar -]

Originally posted by Cornell
Then he'd come back with 50 of his friends, rip the light out of its socket, smash it up and break it into little pieces, jump on it and laugh...

You see, we love working together so much we even zerg lightbulbs!

 

[old.Noita]

Alb#1 <Guild Chat> OMG d00dz0rz need a hand with this lightbulb FFS!

Alb#2 <Guild Chat> Wots teh con d00d?

Alb#1 <Guild Chat> Yellow d00d its a lightbulb!

Alb#2 <Alliance Chat> OMG...FFS...ZERG NEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Coren]

At least Albs try to change the bulb alone first, Hibs have to gather 40+ first, then decide they need to stick together in order to even have a chance at changing the 1 bulb. They succeed, and after a while they try to change more bulbs. Now they have to concentrate on multiple bulbs at the same time and miserably fail. But to compensate their failure, they make a forum post suggesting Albs aren't as good in bulb changing as they are.

 

[krait]

Always thought Hibbies used candles................... more environment friendly.

 

[Jonaldo]

Originally posted by krait
Always thought Hibbies used candles................... more environment friendly.

No we just hang lurikeen manachanters from the ceiling and get them to spam pbaoe when we want to read or find stuff.

 

[old.tuppe]

yep, albs use zerg, aprox 100+ albs charge and destroy whole house, after this look neighbour house light.

well, mids gather 30+, and look brave to light, send 8 mids, and look how they manage, if they die to electric shock, next 8 goes, after little time some yell CHARGE and all mids run to light and look around because they are in wrong room.

after small time there is again 30+ mids and this goes on so long we run out electric (fuse) or lightbulb breaks.
if breaks same goes on when we need put new one there.

 

[- Algar -]

Noita -

 

[krait]

Middies would just set the house on fire and use that light instead.

 

[- Algar -]

and theyd all dance and sing the popular wizard song....
BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!
before realising the house they just burnt down was in fact jordheim

 

[old.Zarff]

tbh mids would do w00t they always do...run to the lightbulb..confirm it's dangerous..run and leave the slow runners to the fury of the lightbulb...
We handle electrics just like we handle emain

 

[Gerta Ugbash]

Us mids would prob send in a SM to change it at range with his spirit :touch: (My only explanation to where all the SM's are. Excusing Noita's parrallel dimension suspension). Then send send in a thane or 2 to power it (Us middies do have electric even if it is a bit untamed )

Suppose Albs use the Smite Clerics to do the same (lets face it if they muck up and electricute themselves, they have insta's so no problem)

 

[tris-]

the whole realm.... and hibernia. albion go in to look at it"FUCKING BACK OFF ITS TOO BRIGHT" hib comes and mezs the bitch and stuns it and everyone zergs it and kills it in 0.009 seconds then moans about a nerf because it didnt die quick enough.

 

[SilverHood]

How many albs does it take to change a lightbulb?

101

1 to change the bulb, and 100 to whom he can brag about soloing a lighbulb

 

[kalgarn]

Originally posted by old.Noita
Noita Helsdottir (In cryogenic suspension-account closed-for now )
Spiritmaster of 49 Winters
Eye of Odin
Flammen Vakten]

noita get yourself a new comp and come back.we miss ya

 

[old.Eynar_Vega]

Where's this broken lightbulb y'all are talking about? I wanna replace it...

 

[old.Noita]

Thank you Kalgarn

Hopefully Monday after the men from Fujitsu Siemens come play Doctor at my house.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Noooo itssss too bright in here!

/debuffs lightbulb from 100W down to 40W

Junior, change the lightbulb now please.

Edit: Waits for flames from Albs about spirit pet that can enter room to change light bulb

 

[krait]

Scout attempts to change the lightbulb............ Misses on first attempt,misses again,fumbles next try,then whips out sword and shield and promptly gets owned by Uber lightbulb.

 

[slapmesilly..]

1, if it was a Paladin..

FOR TEH ÜbER PALADINS CAN DO ANEETHING WHEN TEY FLIP OUT~!!!!!!!!1

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

/em tries to solo red con light bulb then gets run over when it changes to green

 

[Uncle Sick(tm)]

Originally posted by SilverHood


101

1 to change the bulb, and 100 to whom he can brag about soloing a lighbulb

I would like to give a SFX-freestyle reply to above comment:

 

[Trelawney Hope]

How many Albs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Same number as Hibs...

Just one...

Then after screwing it in - realises it's uncovered 10 camping Shadowblades...

Who PA him/her...

...and pop the bulb for the next Alb/Hib to come along...

 

[old.Patrick-S]

hahaha aint it the truth

 

[Luuna]

Don't they just ask the PK guard?

(or did someone say this already, because I didn't read the whole thread )

 

[old.Noita]

Luuna