How long could you stick your willy in snow/ice for?

Lamp

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Picture it. Freezing cold afternoon. Sub-zero windchill. About 4pm. Snow/ice on the ground. Naturally you decide to see how long you could stick your bits in the snow before you can't take the pain anymore

(anyone who wants to actually do it, pls post pics)
 

Ezteq

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Laddey STOP!!!! don't do it.


christ Lamp where is your sense of social responsibility?? You know he won't be able to stop thinking about it now and this time tomorrow we'll be getting a post about how he is now Laddette as a result of extreme frostbite related amputation of lad-bits.

At the very least add a disclaimer at the end of your post so you don't get sued or anything.
 

Ch3tan

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I reckon you could probably manage a long time, the shaft wouldn't be too bad, unless it was erect, as there would be hardly any blood. The balls would be a killer though.
 

Lamp

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aye, frosty balls would kill

....lets not leave the ladies out....Ez, do you fancy sitting naked on snow....in the interests of science of course....
 

Ezteq

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no; no i don't. Thanks for the equal opportunity though.
 

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Like when you come back from a freezing cold, rainy, muddy, footy game and get to the shower, then realise that your willy lost more than half its "mojo"???
 

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Zenith.UK

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Think happy happy thoughts and the blood flow should overwhelm the shrinkage.
 

Marc

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Youve never made a snow angel naked?????

Lets just say it hurts!!
 

old.Tohtori

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Hurts? Hah.

Usual Finnish thing is to get into a sauna(around 100-120C), then go out into -20 - -30C weather and roll around in the snow. Or take a dip into a frozen lake.

Fun :D
 

Lamp

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yeah but you guys are used to the cold (walking around in -40 in T shirt saying "Gosh its a hot one today")
 

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I stuck it in a cold place once, but it wasnt in the snow.
 

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