How 'Jedi' would've ended if I'd been directing it...

[Svartmetall]

(Scene: the forest moon of Endor. Lots of Ewoks and stuff are dancing around. Music that sounds suspiciously like "Forever Autumn" from Jeff Wayne's 'War Of The Worlds' is playing. Chewbacca has just eaten all the sausage rolls.)
*Ewok 1 does crap dance*
Ewok 1: yub-yub...uh?
*looks up to see the sky darkening*
Ewok 1: wtf?
*pokes his companion, who notices the odd thing as well, who tells his friend, etc etc*
*Ewoks all look up*
Ewoks 1 - 45,000: WTF?!?
Threepio: Oh my! Sir, several of our little furry companions appears to have crapped themselves!
Han, Luke, Leia, and just about everyone else: Huh?
(ten-mile chunk of flaming Death Star debris lands on celebration and explodes, irradiating the entire area, destroying the local biosphere completely and generally putting something of a damper on the party)

*pause*

(Force ghost of Luke appears in the devastated wasteland)
Yoda's Force Ghost: Always in motion, the future is.
Luke Force Ghost: No sh*t.

*pause*

Anakin's Force Ghost: Any of those sausage rolls left?


*credits roll*



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I hate Ewoks.

 

[Naetha]

***** Bagshot: What about the Ewoks eh? They were rubbish. You don't complain about them.
Tim: Yeah but Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin'... Shaft.

Too true.

Huh?? Why won't it let me type *****? As in the hobbit baggins in the Hobbit??!!

 

[Pirkel]

Repped

 

[evzy]

I would have liked the ending of Jedi to have Luke looking at the camera going ..."Phoeeey thats all ended well and nothing ever happend like this in my early life where I was raised in a normal family and had a wonderful upbringing therefore leaving no need to tack on 3 dodgy films of my families life prior to my adventures over the last 3 movies, also just to confirm my dad was a decent bloke up until he got stuck in a black costume that he bought for a fancy dress night out exactly 7 minutes prior to the beginning of Star Wars : A New Hope, after that he got a bit grumpy."

Now that would have been a great ending!

 

[Naetha]

What I want to know, is why I'm not allowed to type B*i*l*b*o

 

[tris-]

*****

 

[Naetha]

See!

 

[Phooka]

you are shitting me... *****

 

[Phooka]

Omg Rofl :d

prolly has to do with the incestious gay nature of the character dildo

 

[Kerith]

Too true.

Huh?? Why won't it let me type *****? As in the hobbit baggins in the Hobbit??!!

rofl ^^ spaced is fucking awesome