How emails can be damaging to your health..

[-Ultimate]

Check it


If i'm doing a glen or its old and everyones seen it then i'm sorry

 

[old.Jas]

ROFL - that has to be made up

 

[old.[TBUK]Boris]

lol I can believe that.
Ive had emails sent in error (and im not talking about the fake spam ones)

 

[Summo]

YOU FOOLS! It's a JOKE, can't you see? What WRONG with you people?

Tsch.

 

[djpringle]

Made up hmm maybe, probably tweaked to be news worthy. Funny none the less though

 

[Damini]

Lol, me too... I was getting e-mails from this girl called Claudia, who was undeniably a slapper of the nth degree. Typical example -


Oi you slag, y arent u e-mailing me back? u in a mood with me over last night? Cos I did well like Kevin, but I snogged Gav, and he fingered me, then I snogged Darren, and he werent so nice so i went back with Gav and then the next day we ate some cereal and his mum was nice.

In the end I e-mailed her to tell her to stop, not only because I wasn't her mate, but also because she's going to get cold sores. I think mortally embarrassed was one way of putting it.

 

[Skyler]

heh, funny story, but fake.

and lol at Damini, I hate girls like that, I really hate them >:|

 

[-Ultimate]

Well its obviously fake but funny nonetheless

 

[old.Explosive23]

Originally posted by SomeGuy
YOU FOOLS! It's a JOKE, can't you see? What WRONG with you people?

Tsch.

Yes Summo, we DO realise, but it's still funny .

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Ultimate N00bie
its old

nods head gravely. But its still funny.

 

[Zey]

lol class

 

[xenon2000]

So there was this bloke who wanted to buy a present for his upper-glass girlfriend. Unsure as to what to get her, he consulted the girl's younger sister, who suggested a smart pair of gloves. She also agreed to visit the shop with him to help him choose a pair. They eventually found a suitably nice pair of gloves, and while they were in the shop, the sister purchased some new knickers. Unfortunately, when he dropped the sister off, she took the wrong bag, and left him with the knickers.
Later on, the man stuck the bag in a parcel, without checking the contents, and sent it off to his lady with the following note:
"I chose these because I noticed you're not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister I would have chosen the longer ones with the buttons, but she wears the shorter ones which are easier to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. (PS. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.")

 

[Disco PhoolCat]

Gods - that one was old when the Victorians did the postcard version!

 

[Munkey-]

I admire the new avatar xenon

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by Disco PhoolCat
Gods - that one was old when the Victorians did the postcard version!

C&P'd from a joke thread in another forum

Munkey - I've been playing around with it a bit recently, d'you think it would look better in blue?

 

[wolfeeh]

..

i fucking lol.

accidental emails are the bomb. i emailed my sister a filthy thing once cos i had too many sarah's in my address book :/

 

[Sar]

A filthy thing?

I really must update my email client, mine's only allows electronic/digital attachments.