housing

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hrodelbert

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what are your top five most wanted things for your house when you eventually get it ? :)
 
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hrodelbert

Guest
pool table with luri skulls for the balls
 
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Meatballs

Guest
Luriskulls aint round. I should know.
 
E

Euthanasia.

Guest
1) Hottub/jacuzzi
2)Minibar
3)Naked women to accompany the hottub/jacuzzi
4)Pool table
5)Trampoline
..
 
M

Meatballs

Guest
NEKKID LADIEZ?! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!
 
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hrodelbert

Guest
like my new and improved minihrod nadgypoo?
 
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hrodelbert

Guest
Araudry will have enough money to buy camelot when we get housing :eek7:
 
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Euthanasia.

Guest
Yes Hrod I've already told you I liked mini-Hrod, but why ask me here!?
Is it because your seeking attention and my approval in public?!
Bad Hrodelbert, no ice-cream for a month :(

By the way, if anyone has any clue how much a house is going to cost feel free to tell me.
By the way again, Hrod want to be neighbours ?:p
 
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hrodelbert

Guest
i need attention you should know that by now... and to answer you question i'd rather bite my own legs off than be your neighbour kkthxbye
 
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Euthanasia.

Guest
Do't worry I'll remove your legs for you..
<goes off to get the chainsaw>
Die you pink bastard!
 
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hrodelbert

Guest
Originally posted by Euthanasia.
Do't worry I'll remove your legs for you..
<goes off to get the chainsaw>
Die you pink bastard!
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You can live next to Walter... he likes you
 
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Euthanasia.

Guest
Good!
He's a smelly little shit and .. and.. and...
Oh who am I kidding .. come here Waltypoo's! <hug>
 
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hrodelbert

Guest
thats better now you've sorted your issue with walter perhaps we might be able to live on the same street... hope you can pay with BP's aswell as money. Anyone know how it will be done?
 
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j000 d000d

Guest
BW under atttaccckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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hrodelbert

Guest
Originally posted by Teador
BW under atttaccckkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

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quick naj you grab his body and i'll twist his head off then we can start our game
 
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Euthanasia.

Guest
<Grabs Teador's body>
Quick rip off his head Hrod then we can feed him to Walt0r!
 
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Sharma

Guest
a personal nerf board where i can nerf randomly at will
 
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Roo Stercogburn

Guest
1) Coatrack for hanging Luris, not coats. Keeps them nice and fresh and ready to eat.

2) Fridge. Zero food going in there.

3) Already have butler (Junior), so perhaps a catapult on the roof
in case the neighbours annoy me or for if I'm just bored. Anyone in nearby garden seen wearing socks and sandals together automatically gets the contents of the midden launched at them.

4) Digital Flatscreen Galadrial's Mirror complete with surroundsound (ie 5 kobbies and a troll wired up) for watching this week's Trollball live from Galplen.

5) Flamethrower for gardening with. And insta-cooking Luri's. Luri's are kinda like TV Dinners while watching Trollball.
 
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Fafnir

Guest
Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
3) Already have butler (Junior), so perhaps a catapult on the roof in case the neighbours annoy me or for if I'm just bored. Anyone in nearby garden seen wearing socks and sandals together automatically gets the contents of the midden launched at them.
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I ran into Junior in Jordheim last night. He was out partying after you had gone to bed. And i never heard anyone complain so much. He was sorry to say that you dont do your duties, and think the Junior are your butler when in truth its the otherway around :)
 
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pudzy

Guest
Couch for me.
Fridge for beer.
My gf for escorting the beer + cleaning.
Bed for me + gf, with draws underneath for porn.
Lights so I can see what she's cooked me and predict time for next beer deliverey.
 
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Jonaldo

Guest
Pudzy that is shocking :eek: how can you talk like that? :mad:






It's spelt 'delivery', not 'deliverey'.

Now get your gf to go pick us up a chinese while we play ps2 or something :D
 
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