Houiw DO i Overcook my COMPUTeR?

[old.braincell]

Houiw DO i Overcook my COMPUTeR?
HAHAHAH!

my frend sez u cn mak yor computor qiker bi overclookingv it! I hav tIme pci with 64 RAM and fre PRINTAH! Wat do tI do to mak wit it go faster?

 

[Embattle]

Er...yeah, goats are over there......

 

[old.Jimbo Mahoney]

Your FatseR ComPuTEER WIIIllll noot Help j00 2 TyEP.

BUy A deCEnt KeyBOArd ad Cume Back WIT a BettTTE FraZES QuEstION soaz N00N3 ThinKS U R tAkinG The p!55..

Regards,

Jimbo

 

[Nibbler]

WoW a FRe pRiiNTah! CaNN I haOIve One? H00000W MuuuCH wOS yoUR TTIMe pC1 wIf 644MB rAAM!!!!???? A|S|V????????HAHAHAH!

 

[old.braincell]

MY FrEnD saD ThoT pepLe WuD tak teH pIs ooT uf mee. Me JUst wAnt 2 OveRCooLK iT. Hoew DOo i Do ThAs

HAHA

 

[GDW]

Stak iT in a biG PoT of BoilinG WiteR, AdD SeAsoNiNG Und JuMP En WIf It THat ShUD OveRCOOk It>

WOW sssssOzz m8 Um I TAkiN tHE PiSS

 

[old.Jimbo Mahoney]

OK.

Give some more details of your PC.

What motherboard?

What processor?

Basically, you want to increase the FSB (front side bus) from whatever it is on at the moment (100? 133? 66?) to a slightly higher number.

a 10% increase should be fine.

This can be done in the BIOS of most motherboards.

If you have a newer Athlon chip, you may be able to change the multiplier. e.g a 1000 Mhz Athlon has a 10x multiplier and a 100 FSB.

10 x 100 = 1000.

My 1333 Athlon has a 10 x multi and a 133 bus.

I would say a 10% overclock is easily obtainable.

A 20% overclock is fairly standard.

More than 20 % and you are doing well!

Again, it depends on what cooling, what chip, what OS, what motherboard etc etc.

Let me know OK?

Regards,

Jimbo

 

[Nibbler]

And stop talking like a f***ing monkey!

 

[old.braincell]

Wow soo mAney qestians im Nat shure thot I umderstynd taham . whit is a mufferboord. HAs any1 sum lanks to a wabsite were I cun larn aboot this stuff. My frend seys u wud no sum.
Arr u beeingg racist lardnibbler. My muffer und fater sad thhre mighty bee nasteE people in hare

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by Lead Nibbler
And stop talking like a f***ing monkey!

Cmon Lead Nibbler. Show a bit of courtesy. It must be difficult for him only having the single braincell to work with .

Having to type correctly and spell is just maybe a little more than he could manage.

 

[Nibbler]

i AaM VErry soiRY 4or beeyinh racKiST tto YYou GlyNNNERs. It wiil N0t hAAApeN aGGraIN. Soory to yaur pAAreNTS ASwELL foUr anies tRUUUBLe iy hAVE cOORsed.

 

[Testin da Cable]

gosh my ignore list is getting full of late

 

[DAN200]

y0uz iZ A StuPiD N0oBiE t4kINg tEH PisS... Oh, I'm sorry was I too late?

 

[-AP-]

Hello... only me.

I wouldn't mind knowing about overclocking.

Mobo - asus not sure what model i will look that up
processor - athlon 1.4
os 98se
cooling - not sure but it makes a bloody noise. Something i need to look into.
ram - 2024
keyboard - dirty
mouse - yes
printer - no

How do you actually increase this so called FSB?

FSB - reminds me of a nickname i had at school. fucking stupid bastard or something like that.

 

[Will]

Get into your BIOS, normally by pressing delete at start-up. But I really, really don't recommend it until you know what sort of cooling you've got going on inside that case of yours...

 

[-AP-]

I expect i am going to get a new cooler this week or over the weekend. There is another thread on coolers, i expect i will get the ThermalRight SK6 as recommended.

coolers

 

[old.braincell]

yis PlaSe MEE t2

 

[-AP-]

Hopefully it will simmer nicely then

 

[Furr]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:firedevil :firedevil

My tag reall expains you in all fullness

 

[Embattle]

Originally posted by Mr_Powers
I expect i am going to get a new cooler this week or over the weekend. There is another thread on coolers, i expect i will get the ThermalRight SK6 as recommended.

coolers

Very good....make sure you get AS2 as well. I can get my 1.2Ghz up to 1.4Ghz and run at a load of 45c...this is with only one extra case fan

 

[old.Stuart_Granger]

I like donuts

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by Embattle


Very good....make sure you get AS2 as well. I can get my 1.2Ghz up to 1.4Ghz and run at a load of 45c...this is with only one extra case fan

OMG 45 C? Chilly man!

(AMD suck )

 

[WPKenny]

I got my 1gig running at 1.4gig with the 100mhz FSB ramped to 133mhz.

Load temp is around 48C. Two YS-Tech 80mm case fans.
Ambient temp is around 20-25C.

Yummy.

 

[MYstIC G]

Originally posted by braincell
Houiw DO i Overcook my COMPUTeR?
HAHAHAH!

my frend sez u cn mak yor computor qiker bi overclookingv it! I hav tIme pci with 64 RAM and fre PRINTAH! Wat do tI do to mak wit it go faster?

Simple, Unplug it and leave it switched off for 100 years

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Mr_Powers
Hello... only me.

I wouldn't mind knowing about overclocking.

Mobo - asus not sure what model i will look that up
processor - athlon 1.4
os 98se
cooling - not sure but it makes a bloody noise. Something i need to look into.
ram - 2024
keyboard - dirty
mouse - yes
printer - no

How do you actually increase this so called FSB?

FSB - reminds me of a nickname i had at school. fucking stupid bastard or something like that.

Holly crap! First thing you should do is ditch Win98 in favour of Win2000 or (even better) WinXP. Win98 doesn't know what the fuck to so with 2GB of memory, which will actually degrade the performance of your system.

The proper Windows versions (2000, XP) will handle that RAM a lot, LOT better and you should notice a big performance increase instantly.

You need the best CoolerMaster cooling system for your 1.4GHz processor as well, plus at least an exhaust fan at the back of your case.

 

[old.SmoKe-23]

Rofl