horoscope

[FoxeH]

y0u know, you shouod always read your horoscope, cuz the other day mine came truem for once (bare with me ok(
last nite i red my horoscope like before i went out and it basicaly said that " DONT GO OUT TONITe\ OR U WILLM REGRET IT" something like that anyway. so honestly my mate rang me up and asked if i was off out but i said no dont feel like it but he convinced me toi go anyway.
that night about 8 of my mates went into leeds ina limo cuz it was sum cuyz biurthday, i was invited ofc.. but said no cuzi was skint, anyway the limo was full of peopel
well me and my mate went down to leeds in a taxi and we met those guys in a cpub in leeds
it was all going ok but my best mate that did went in the limo said ry and fit n the limo cuz e were going to this night club so i said ok and me and my mae tat went in the taxi down tried to get in the limo but the other guys said fuck oiff nobhead so we didnt get in
after me and my mate went off and got a taxi we got a phon callmoff my best mate saying that he has been in a fight we were like wtg>
so we went to my mate and he explai8j th story
hens said when we didnt get in the other guys in the taxi said why u tryin to ge those nobheads in? and basicaly they has a big argument over it and 1 thing happended and he hit the guy! i mean my best mate. so my best mate huit him back then jumped out of hengataxi butnt they folowed him. my best mate was wuth his bird and he got away, but then he went BACCK gor his bird and when he went back one of the guys that he fel out with smacked him in thennose and broke it
totaly uncalled for i know!
basicaly what i amsaying is alwaysnread your horoscope, because mine was true
if i didnt go out my mate wud of never got in a fight and would of has a good night, but because of me he was beat up by 3 rothers?
not fair realy i know so eveyday guys read it ok, it helps i alwayts wil anyway
and yesn i am drunk ive mjas too many pints of diesel and been shot down tonite once sp im fucked off
you get the message anwyay, dont be a **** and always read ur horosco9pe

 

[Dillinja]

kay

 

[gunner440]

lol at the joke =)

 

[Dillinja]

The more tired I get, the more this thread seems to make sense.

*passes out on keyboard*

 

[Raven]

what

 

[Brynn]

Lol, my first reaction when i read that was oo a 14 year old with special needs wrote that. Then i got to the part where he was speaking about deisel then realised it was just a 18 year old with speshul needs

 

[Thanatlos]

www.your-horoscope.com

don't worry, you can know 6 months into the future for a small price. Or you can see whether you're a perfect match with someone, love has nothing to do with it, it's in the stars! Even your past lives are documented in the stars!!
Wonder why they can't just read your credit card number from the stars.

Horoscopes are just guesses that make people who need guidance in life feel more secure. They are more often wrong than right even though they're quite generic but people dismiss the wrong ones because they don't think much of it but if it's right they're like omg, my horoscope said that!!!

 

[FoxeH]

i remember writing that, but when i did it made perfect sense

 

[eggy]

Seriously, if that's your idea of spelling, punctuation and grammar, you should consider re-sitting your entire education, at least twice.

 

[Natswoo]

This thread says it all- stay in school kids

 

[Hawkwind]

+ Forum =

 

[Coim]

Seriously, if that's your idea of spelling, punctuation and grammar, you should consider re-sitting your entire education, at least twice.

Thank fuck someone said it before me.