Honey, we're getting worried that you may be 0wning newbz. We need to talk...

[Gef]

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/gamingonline.mspx
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/griefers.mspx

Cant be serious, surely ?!!

 

[PLightstar]

Nice to see Microsoft are trying to pull back some good PR in the eyes of the world, even though it won't work as most of that stuff is common sense anyway.

 

[Whipped]

This is great. May print this out, sign it and put it on my wall

 

[Gef]

It gets better!

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx

I have a hard time believing the guy that wrote this was able to keep a straight face when he presented it to his boss.

 

[PLightstar]

Now thats funny, they should go on tour around the comedy clubs with this stuff.

 

[TdC]

This is great. May print this out, sign it and put it on my wall

I can remember having more common sense than that as a kid.

 

[Athan]

6. Report game glitches. Work with your child to identify exploitable glitches in the game or new methods of cheating. Report these to the game site administrator.

And of course this won't lead to the admins mistakenly banning your child, oh no.

-Ath

 

[old.Tohtori]

And of course this won't lead to the admins mistakenly banning your child, oh no.

-Ath

Admins don't make mistakes, they make examples.

 

[Damini]

The suffix "0rz" is often appended to words for emphasis or to make them plural. For example, "h4xx0rz," "sk1llz0rz," and "pwnz0rz," are plural or emphasized versions (or both) of hacks, skills, and owns.

Da ha!