Honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage

[SilverHood]

Last month, in preparation for the Earth Summit recently hosted by South Africa, the UN conducted a world-wide survey. The only question asked was as follows:


"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food
shortage in the rest of the world?"


The survey was a huge failure...


In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solutions" meant.
In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant.


And in the USA, they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.

 

[old.Noita]

Would be funny if it wasnt so true

 

[Addlcove]

I shouldn´t but


hu hu

 

[Tenko]

and George W Bush didn't know what "The" meant?

 

[old.Gombur Glodson]

it isnt even funny

 

[SFXman]

It is serious, but that was quite funny

 

[old.tRoG]

*smells another anti-america thread*

go on sickie, get angry

i like it when you're mean. RaAaAAAAAAaAAaaAAAaaR!

 

[SFXman]

Just that since so many say little things about America that are bad we eventually get this idea that America is weaally bad and thus we got all this strange shit.
I think there are small problems with americans too

 

[old.tRoG]

i hate their sense of patriotism.

when i went there about 7 months ago or something there were postcards with 9/11 on them saying stuff like 'we will remember' and crap like that, there was flags everywhere and it really annoyed me....


.. or something.