Homie gangster gets wtfpwned

[Speedr]

Clicky

HAHAHA.. what a fkin idiot.. thinks he's such a beast at the start, gets clocked in the jaw with a lovely right hander.. class.

Strange though, how with all his stances, it turns into a normal-ish boxing match

 

[Cozak]

That homie gangsta is the most pathetic fighter ever, talk about all-talk.. never stops saying "i gonna fuck you up homie" till the dude takes up that karate stance thing then he stfu.

 

[Conchabar]

ye all talk and no balls

 

[Ctuchik]

/shrug. i just love to see a wannabie black belt.

look at his legs. the only thing he got almost right is the "one foot infront of the other". anything other then that is so clumpsy i just wanna cry

hes putting support on the wrong leg and dances around so much one would think hes drunk. i'd like to see what happends after they cut it tbh, coz he was well on his way back up when they cut the movie.

/ edit: just take a look at the "karate kid's" first ........... stomp? >.<

if the black dude would have made a attack at that time there would have been no way for him to keep his balance and he WOULD have lost. u NEVER do shit like that if u know what ur doing.

 

[Ezteq]

tbh did you see the gan.... gah cant bring myself to call him that, irritating little tits face when the guy he was picking on started off with a martial artish looking move?

point being you dont have to actually know martial arts, these guys are bullies and what are all bullies kids?

Thats right! theyre wimps!, go to the front of the class. In many cases this faking it reaction works because the guy instigating the fight just wants to show off and by shouting loudly and threatening he can usually make the other guy either run away or scare him so much he becomes innafective and is easily beaten.

Tbh i wouldnt reccomend it because you dont know whos carrying a knife (or worse) these days, however if you do get in a situation like that if there is no possible way of escaping then its worth a shot, but you have to be convincing scare them so that they leave before losing face.


[edit] however what i would recommend is that you do take a self defence class or two, it can only help and with things being like they are at the moment well its better to be safe than sorry.


This is Kent Brockman with Crime Watching Eye On Freddys House

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well it's not actualy karate, but a variant of anotehr budo style thats name now eluddes me. It's a mimic of the bull, just like monkey fighting etc.

Doesn't make it less crap looking though

But i gotta love the part where the guy in the purple shirt bends down and you can almost hear him say "Lemme just pump up and i'll whoop yor ass..."

Any karate kid wannabe would have to be dealt with swift, fast and efficient "piling of teh dudes on the mofo" style.

 

[Jaem-]

Feels simular to the chavs that hang around in the highstreet, mouthing off at everyone, but one time my other half went up and challenged them and they ran off.

 

[tris-]

why does he use a 'martial arts stance', then just flay his hands like someone having a fit.

 

[Darksword]

why does he use a 'martial arts stance', then just flay his hands like someone having a fit.

LOL exactly!

karata and all that shit doesnt really help in a real fight coz its so fast and hard, only thing it does is make them step back for a second like "wtf" then they usually on u and ur fucked again. Only things that will really help is kick boxing, boxing (altho they use different stances so) and judo if its gunna go to the ground.

love how the guy takes up some sort of boxing stance, then just drops it and charges in, way more effective tbh coz the karate kid got scared and became silly, getting what looks like a lucky hit.

 

[Lakih]

why does he use a 'martial arts stance', then just flay his hands like someone having a fit.

Aye, he looks like a fooking windmill fighting Don Quijote (sp?)... and as noted earlier, his balance is out having picnic on another parkinglot... someone with alittle more fighting knowledge or actingknowledge! would have done it much better...

Watching lots of martial arts movies helps a bit (with the faking, not the actual fight), but be sure to practice at home first (with curtins drawn so the neighbours dont find out what an fake you are ).
And if someone draws a knife, draw a gun... if someone draws a gun, draw a happy picture and hope he is sentimental

 

[Cirandi]

Heh, funny stuff...

(true story)

Some drugged up kids tried to rob me and a mate a week ago, 4 people with 2 knives and an expandable baton if that's what it's called in english. (this is what i mean)

It ended up with me and my friend taking the knives off them, and with us carrying a knife each and them not having any they chose to flee, we called the police ofc and they got 3 of them the same night. I'm quite happy with the outcome, got only a small cut in my hand from when i took the knife from one of the guys, my friend cut his finger open when he took the other, but that's pretty much nothing compared to what could've happened.

 

[Escape]

why does he use a 'martial arts stance', then just flay his hands like someone having a fit.

Because it worked

 

[Cozak]

LOL exactly!

karata and all that shit doesnt really help in a real fight coz its so fast and hard, only thing it does is make them step back for a second like "wtf" then they usually on u and ur fucked again. Only things that will really help is kick boxing, boxing (altho they use different stances so) and judo if its gunna go to the ground.

love how the guy takes up some sort of boxing stance, then just drops it and charges in, way more effective tbh coz the karate kid got scared and became silly, getting what looks like a lucky hit.

Depends really, if your in town or something 90% of fight there start off with you 2inches from some chavs face squaring it up so your right karate can be pretty useless then (especially when your mortal)

But if your sober and if proper circumstances, my little brother and his friend got chinned by 3 chavs in the metro station 2 weeks back so i drove down with my step dad and we found all 3 of them near the metro station after they had run away, needless to say we fucked them over and when your not starting a fight in someone's face its very useful.

Also teaches you some useful things for fights where you dont control the circumstance, how to disarm people and such.

 

[Job]

I learnt a lot from Judo which I followed when I was younger.

It's all about maximising your advantage, unbalancing the other guy and putting in positions that minimise his strength.
It's not all that kick-chop stuff from other disciplines,but is actually more effective cos every real fight ends up in flailing arms and wrestling more than movie style punches.

My favourite is the classic pull him towards you by his shirt, the guy straight away tenses up to pull back so you push him backwarsds, 9/10 he falls flat on his ass.

 

[Ezteq]

rofl my mate was telling me his missus is excellant at brazillian ju jit su and she went out one night with her friend, a few hours later he got a call from the friend "come get us qui..." the phone went dead, my mate headed down there to find his missus covered in blood.


It wasnt hers, aparently 2 guys started on them and got nasty when told to bugger off, aparantly one kicked his missus so she got pissed off and (i think) was busy trying to insert his head in to the wall when the other guy waded in so she delt with him by flooring him and battering his head repeatedly against the floor. The details might be a little mistaken as this was from a conversation i had with him a while back but have to say wtg to the missus.

imagine the pain of those guys... not just from the battering delt out by a woman but also the humiliation Muwahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Jeriraa]

you dont know whos carrying a knife (or worse) these days, however if you do get in a situation like that if there is no possible way of escaping then its worth a shot, but you have to be convincing scare them so that they leave before losing face.

Yepp.

I once got attacked by some drunken asshole in a train. I could have beaten the shit out of him but I decided not to... mostly because of the half dozen other drunken assholes who boarded the train with him. He hit me twice then was surprised I didnt counter and left me alone. Well, I got a black eye but it could have been much worse if his mates had joined.

The choice to fight or not to fight is a tough one. There is no common rule for it. But sometimes a good bluff can scare your opponent away or at least buy you time to consider your odds...

One night I was waiting for a bus at a station where some kids happened to hang out. They were 5 or 6. I was pretty tired and must have been looking really shitty and like an easy victim.
They fooled around for a while and I just kept ignoring them till one of them pushed me from behind. I turned around faster than he could say "shit" and with my left grabbing him at his throat I held my right very close to his face. Then I asked him "Do you see the scars on my knuckles? Broken teeth caused them. I'd really hate to get new ones tonight!". He turned a bit pale and backed up to his friends when I let him go. They kept bad mouthing me for a bit but then left.
The funny thing thou is that I got the scars on my knuckles from a nasty bike accident. Infact I hate brawling.

 

[Jeriraa]

I learnt a lot from Judo which I followed when I was younger.

It's all about maximising your advantage, unbalancing the other guy and putting in positions that minimise his strength.
It's not all that kick-chop stuff from other disciplines,but is actually more effective cos every real fight ends up in flailing arms and wrestling more than movie style punches.

My favourite is the classic pull him towards you by his shirt, the guy straight away tenses up to pull back so you push him backwarsds, 9/10 he falls flat on his ass.

My brother and me used to fight every now and once for training. We've both taken some Judo classes. He actually was in a team and won a few medals. He also had a bit of Karate exersice.
If I try boxing him I cant hit him. He blocks very fast. If I punch fast enough to hit him I'll have to give up my balance and will land on the floor. If I try keeping distance to him I'll get hit by on of his insane left punches sooner or later and being not very athletic these usaly punch all the air out of my lungs. So my best chance is to get really really close to him, grab him and then try to unbalance and throw him to the ground.

Imho for dealing with a single unarmed opponent Judo is one of the best sports. You dont even need much exercise there as most of the moves are simple and rather easy to learn.
Dealing with multiple opponents or an armed opponent you should avoid at all costs unless you are a professional.

 

[Darksword]

Yepp.

I once got attacked by some drunken asshole in a train. I could have beaten the shit out of him but I decided not to... mostly because of the half dozen other drunken assholes who boarded the train with him. He hit me twice then was surprised I didnt counter and left me alone. Well, I got a black eye but it could have been much worse if his mates had joined.

lol a few weeks ago in a club aparantly my mate had been eyeing up this guys girl or something and the guy came up to him, started pushing him about and shouting at my mate, about 10-15 burly guys just came up (all my mates) like "whats going on?" the guy just looked really sad lol. my mates a dick head for doing that but lol.

and yeh looking like your not gunna fuck about actually helps the situation, unless the other guy is firing shit up more, like on friday i was in a club and this girl was dancing with this guy but kept looking over at me (she had lush eyes lol) so i just winked at her, and the guy noticed, gave me looks and i just looked at him and gave him a wink to . humour solves things.

yeh i agree cozak there is a big difference between drunken fights and sober ones, but usually its just the fact that when your drunk ur less worried about getting hit and u'll go in alot harder. but theres always me and my mates to jump in and break it up lol (on friday we broke up two fights with no idea what was going on, and my other mates have broke up countless fights just because we can) and theres loads of bouncers.

 

[Cozak]

lol a few weeks ago in a club aparantly my mate had been eyeing up this guys girl or something and the guy came up to him, started pushing him about and shouting at my mate, about 10-15 burly guys just came up (all my mates) like "whats going on?" the guy just looked really sad lol. my mates a dick head for doing that but lol.

and yeh looking like your not gunna fuck about actually helps the situation, unless the other guy is firing shit up more, like on friday i was in a club and this girl was dancing with this guy but kept looking over at me (she had lush eyes lol) so i just winked at her, and the guy noticed, gave me looks and i just looked at him and gave him a wink to . humour solves things.

yeh i agree cozak there is a big difference between drunken fights and sober ones, but usually its just the fact that when your drunk ur less worried about getting hit and u'll go in alot harder. but theres always me and my mates to jump in and break it up lol (on friday we broke up two fights with no idea what was going on, and my other mates have broke up countless fights just because we can) and theres loads of bouncers.

Where the hell do you drink in durham lol, been clubbing there 8-9 times (bit of a hike for me from newcastle) seen probably 3-4 fights and they were both in DH1 from the twice i been in

 

[Darksword]

Where the hell do you drink in durham lol, been clubbing there 8-9 times (bit of a hike for me from newcastle) seen probably 3-4 fights and they were both in DH1 from the twice i been in

lol dude theres a fight pretty much every week in studio or walkabout. DH1 is only worth going in when its Ibiza season and also on tuesdays, or mondays its ment to be pretty cool.

Also Studios better than walkabout now so check there out more/instead.

 

[Mey]

Having been jumped, once.. twice... no Thrice, I never fought back, other than blocking my face/pods - for obvious reasons (mainly because im a wimp QQ) but anyway to get to the story, as someone said this usually freaks people out. Due to my strange childhood being in hospital countless times for falling over stuff, I’ve got an unusually high pain threshold - i.e my mate thrusted my head into the wall and I laughed.. So I just stand there take a few punches the guy gets pissed off because I look like I’m not getting hurt and usually runs off. I say usually as the second time I got jumped he just got all his mates to join in...

 

[Rediknight]

sorry, but nothin beats "bum fights" tbh

oh, apart from those tapes of wasted yank college chicks kickin off at a party, or "kegger" or whatever it is the damn kids do nowadays... heh!

 

[tris-]

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imagine the pain of those guys... not just from the battering delt out by a woman but also the humiliation Muwahahahahahaha!!!

yeh hillarious.
i bet though if a woman went and provoked a man in the same way and the man did the same thing back, you wouldnt be laughing.
if you think woman should be immune to being fought back against, then your just as bad as men who go beating people up for no reason.

 

[Ezteq]

yeh hillarious.
i bet though if a woman went and provoked a man in the same way and the man did the same thing back, you wouldnt be laughing.
if you think woman should be immune to being fought back against, then your just as bad as men who go beating people up for no reason.

I dont think people should go beating others up, however its hardly a secret that some people do start fights on those weaker than them and when the "weaker" person kicks the attackers arse i find this hillarious, i dont care if its a man, woman or sheep.

Personally i HATE women who go around causing trouble, slapping guys and doing it because they know (or think) they will get away with it because no matter how much crap they dish out no one will hit them because theyre female, news flash we wanted to be treated equally and that mean if a chick starts laying in to a guy she should expect the same back (not saying i condone violence like this) my point is that people who start fights are scum and should be delt with accordingly, a woman wants to act like a bloke by getting in a brawl she cant then get all dewey eyed cos she got a slap, this is different that domestic violence btw before any one gets on a soap box and napalms me.

So Tris i can totally understand why you took what i said the wrong way as there is a lot of people who say you should never ever hit a woman but would gladly smack a bloke. To me thats wrong we all feel pain, i believe you should never hit anyone, unless theyre hitting you (or definately about to hit you) And that if you hit someone, expect to be hit back.

 

[Bugz]

Err yer, i floored 10 people qq all at once am like omfg wtf pwned.